The latest injury is....
I am a health and safety hazard. I am known for falling both up and down stairs; tripping over boxes, not to mention my own feet; stubbing my toes on a regular basis; and so many other things that normal people would never do.
La's latest injury: a twisted ankle.
And the sad thing is, it happened as I was walking down my driveway to the car. Nothing funny or unusual. But I've decided to tell people that it was the result of some wild, kinky sex, just to see the look on their faces.
I was told that I should live in a bubble. But knowing me, I'd somehow find a way to hurt myself in said bubble.
La's latest injury: a twisted ankle.
And the sad thing is, it happened as I was walking down my driveway to the car. Nothing funny or unusual. But I've decided to tell people that it was the result of some wild, kinky sex, just to see the look on their faces.
I was told that I should live in a bubble. But knowing me, I'd somehow find a way to hurt myself in said bubble.