...Since I last updated this thing ( Read more... )

My favourite quote that I have heard in a long long time...

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time".

Love that quote. And every girl knows its true.

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The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put iTunes / your music program of choice on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play , no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

Rule 1: No skipping songs because they're ( Read more... )

So the song "Buttons" has been stuck in my head aaaaallllllllllllllllll day and all yesterday too.. and the day before actually XD

But yeah.. so its a good song.. but any song that gets stuck in your head for more than 24 hours is annoying, lol

And one of my friends and I started like.. singing it in my chem class when we weren't doing anything today ( Read more... )

-You look familiar, have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

-Hey, baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

-If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

-Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes..

-If I said "you have a nice body", would you hold it against me?

-You be the iceburg. ( Read more... )

When people speak of the greatest gaming franchises ever made, the conversation is guaranteed to turn toward The Legend of Zelda and that usually happens sooner instead of later. And why shouldn't it? The Zelda franchise is nothing short of spectacular, each individual game being an epic in its own right. But when gamers are asked to pick which ( Read more... )

I'm sorry for the person I became ( Read more... )