Random ideas for my novel

Feb 08, 2006 06:28

.... here is the BS that comes to me

"Ever since I was five years old, I thought about the best ways to die. Swallowing paint. Drowning. I was naive - the best way to die is by carbon monoxide. You don't feel anything. Why would I kill myself? I thought that I would do it if my mom died. She always talked about how she would die young. One time, I got so scared that I swallowed purple paint. That is silly. I would only kill myself if I was a loser: that is, if I was fat, poor, or stupid. "

"My world is a world of extremes. I can be too skinny or too fat without trying. I can get really good grades or really bad ones. That means I can be really stressed or really bored. I either run 40 miles a week or I don't run at all. I either sleep 12 hours a day or 3 hours a day.  I guess that it is because I get addicted to everything. In the same way that I either drink a lot of soda or none at all, smoke a lot or don't smoke at all, or eat a lot of gum or none at all. Except that it is with crucial matters. It seems that life is an addiction for me."

"My theory about sex was always, 'try the milk before you buy the cow' that is until I realized that a car loses 30% of its value the moment it gets out of the car dealership. And the way I noticed that two tapes don't stick together as properly after sticking to something else. But then I realized that it didn't matter, it was not like I was going to marry anyways."
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