Dirty "Urban Jungle" jokes brought to you by Danny's lack of genitalia!
Happy Belated Friday The Thirteenth! I tried to get on the computer in time, but the damn little bastard (brother) wouldn't get off the damn thing! [swears loudly at her pencil] So I'm about thirty-two minutes late to wishing you a Happy Friday The Thirteenth. DAMN IT! Thirteen used to be my lucky number, now it's pissing me off.
ANYWAYS...
I haven't seen "Urban Jungle" yet, but from what I understand, Danny is really a girl. Or has been severely castrated. But earlier, as I was cooking dinner, I mentioned this to little bastard, and he made some unintentional perverted jokes! Vlad/Danny jokes, nonetheless!
Here, I quote him as best I can (And yeah, he used the word weewee):
"Maybe Vlad took danny's weewee! Maybe Vlad collects weewees!
"Vlad: Ooh, let's try this one out! Aim in the hole, and fire! No, this one's not good... Ooh, this one's full of juice!"
I swear, he said that! XD Jeez, he had no idea about the mental images I was getting!
I don't really feel like babbling about the other junk in my life, so... yeah.
That's all.
ANYWAYS...
I haven't seen "Urban Jungle" yet, but from what I understand, Danny is really a girl. Or has been severely castrated. But earlier, as I was cooking dinner, I mentioned this to little bastard, and he made some unintentional perverted jokes! Vlad/Danny jokes, nonetheless!
Here, I quote him as best I can (And yeah, he used the word weewee):
"Maybe Vlad took danny's weewee! Maybe Vlad collects weewees!
"Vlad: Ooh, let's try this one out! Aim in the hole, and fire! No, this one's not good... Ooh, this one's full of juice!"
I swear, he said that! XD Jeez, he had no idea about the mental images I was getting!
I don't really feel like babbling about the other junk in my life, so... yeah.
That's all.