Jaki just emailed me and told me to paste this in my journal
LJ stalking horror - a report by Fallan_Phantem.
insomniac_jaki is stalking Fallan_Phantem
insomniac_jaki’s REAL name :
Masters York
insomniac_jaki’s REAL DOB :
27th February 1984
Height :183 cm
Weight : 93.8 kg
insomniac_jaki has dreamt about you :
14 times
insomniac_jaki became interested in you :
21st December 2004
insomniac_jaki’s latest dream about you
insomniac_jaki wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how insomniac_jaki describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
insomniac_jaki’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a vain attempt to impress you insomniac_jaki walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!
The Police
No. calls to the police :
5 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called insomniac_jaki. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
insomniac_jaki’s Police File
insomniac_jaki makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about insomniac_jaki
tavalya_ra - Pig-hustler
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill insomniac_jaki!’
kimurasato - Fathers goats
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for Fallan_Phantem, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
Edit: Jaki, is there something you want to tell me? [wiggles eybrows]