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It's time for March Madness! And in honor of the tournament, the opening paragraph of this newsletter will be composed of four jokes that are competing for the title of best joke. A "Final Four," if you will.
1st round - Joke #1 - Gordon Parks, the director of Shaft, recently passed away. And now he's a dead mutha . . . "SHUT YO MOUTH!" I'm just talkin' 'bout Gordon Parks. "Then we can dig it."
VS.
Joke #2 - Teri Hatcher recently revealed that she was abused by her uncle as a child. Damn, Teri Hatcher's uncle was a pretty sick child.
Joke #3 - Sheryl Crow recently underwent surgery for breast cancer. But don't worry. I'm confident her remaining breast will win the Tour de France next year.
VS.
Joke #4 - Christopher Reeves' widow, Dana, recently passed away due to lung cancer. Which is tragic, but I can't help but wonder why someone would name a horse Lung Cancer.
Thank you t-shirt hell. Thank you.
1st round - Joke #1 - Gordon Parks, the director of Shaft, recently passed away. And now he's a dead mutha . . . "SHUT YO MOUTH!" I'm just talkin' 'bout Gordon Parks. "Then we can dig it."
VS.
Joke #2 - Teri Hatcher recently revealed that she was abused by her uncle as a child. Damn, Teri Hatcher's uncle was a pretty sick child.
Joke #3 - Sheryl Crow recently underwent surgery for breast cancer. But don't worry. I'm confident her remaining breast will win the Tour de France next year.
VS.
Joke #4 - Christopher Reeves' widow, Dana, recently passed away due to lung cancer. Which is tragic, but I can't help but wonder why someone would name a horse Lung Cancer.
Thank you t-shirt hell. Thank you.