Dec 01, 2005 02:26
True fact: More children are molested each year in the states than have braces.
True fact: In 1773, the Russians had a way with dealing with homesick soldiers. At the first sign of it, they would burying them alive. I love people who get right to the point of the problem.
Today on teaching your children, show them that the world is harsh by buying them one of their fsvorites breeds of puppy, then beating it with a length of lead pipe. it makes them realize that life is sometimes unfair and cruel ( to emphasize this, dress up like Santa or any other childhood figure)
I fucking hate the french.
Fuck Laura Bush. And fuck Barbara too. This teaching children to read bullshit is rediculous. teach them to Question what they read, you yeasty cunts.
I laughed at a co-worker who was crying the other day. She called me an asshole. I called her a dyke. She cried even more because she was so ashamed of being one. I got in trouble that day.
I banged my knee on a stove and called it a nigger. My boss asked why I would use such a dirty word. I said he was the ones making presumptions about how clean they are.
when i'm all alone at night, I like to pretend i'm a queer. Then I pretend i'm a group of bible-humping southeners and beat myself half to death. Therapy can't teach you that.
If I was in charge. there would be no more Africa.
The jew are NOT a race, ok? Seriously, this pisses me off incredibly.
Cunt Surprise. Not a fucking clue why, but there you have it.