DOUG...and the inevitable
doug funnie lied.
nothing works out in the end.
patty mayonaise will just grow up to be a fat chain smoking trailer bitch.
porkchop will be dead in a couple years. hes already past a dogs death date.
skeeter will grow apart from doug when he realizes hes gay, until one day they see each other at the store and theres an awkwardness you could slice with a knife.
mr. dink has a heart attack and dies.
mayor bluff is incarcerated for embezzlement and extorsion.
bee bee is so distraught she becomes a teenage runaway prostitute, just trying to get the "good life" back.
one of The Beets gets shot and dies outside his home while his wife watches in horror.
the others become estranged and never recover.
and doug ends up alone, afraid, and wishing that roger klotz would have just killed him a long time ago.
instead of having to live through this.
nothing works out in the end.
patty mayonaise will just grow up to be a fat chain smoking trailer bitch.
porkchop will be dead in a couple years. hes already past a dogs death date.
skeeter will grow apart from doug when he realizes hes gay, until one day they see each other at the store and theres an awkwardness you could slice with a knife.
mr. dink has a heart attack and dies.
mayor bluff is incarcerated for embezzlement and extorsion.
bee bee is so distraught she becomes a teenage runaway prostitute, just trying to get the "good life" back.
one of The Beets gets shot and dies outside his home while his wife watches in horror.
the others become estranged and never recover.
and doug ends up alone, afraid, and wishing that roger klotz would have just killed him a long time ago.
instead of having to live through this.