top five indications that the men in your family might be metrosexual

May 29, 2005 21:18

5. both your brother and father have more shoes and more clothes than you do.

4. your father watches desperate housewives religiously.

3. your father gets a weekly manicure and pedicure.

2. while trying to gently inform your brother that his pants are very tight ("uh, nick, you pants are um very european...") he responds with a completely serious: these pants? these are the LEAST european pants i own.

and the number one indication that the men in your family are metrosexual is...

1. you've been wondering what happened to this month's issue of cosmo--that is, until you find your brother reading it.
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