May 29, 2005 21:18
5. both your brother and father have more shoes and more clothes than you do.
4. your father watches desperate housewives religiously.
3. your father gets a weekly manicure and pedicure.
2. while trying to gently inform your brother that his pants are very tight ("uh, nick, you pants are um very european...") he responds with a completely serious: these pants? these are the LEAST european pants i own.
and the number one indication that the men in your family are metrosexual is...
1. you've been wondering what happened to this month's issue of cosmo--that is, until you find your brother reading it.