NYU med center

[falkorpubmonkey]

never go to NYU med center drunk from the night before my friends. I filled out my paper work.. in order to get birth control.. and like everyone lied on it. shortly followed by my meeting with the doctor who had originally given me birth control. met with her and she said that there was some note on my platelettes on when i first was on birth control... so she wants to meet with me again and not let me have birth control for another two months!!!
"well here's the thing doctor.. I have kinda been having rough sex lately and the condoms keep breaking and I have taken plan B far to much this month... thus why I want birth control."
"are you being abused by a partner?"
"Nope."
"are you using protection?"
"yes I said that"
"Well then thats it"
"doctor.. i have no problem coming back for the other appointment. But I am going to continue having sex and condoms will continue to rip thus causing me to take plan B 2 times in a week again and making me feel like I am going to hurl...."
"Well plan B isn't meant for long term use."
"I know... birth control is.. thus why I am here."
"If you use birth control it might raise your risk for clotting."
"and if I keep using plan B it might raise my risk of sterility... so doctor you decide on my health."
"Well I will see you in two months then"
"And off to the free clinic I go."