Achmed - Jingle Bombs!!
So, for the joy of all of you... here is Achmed singing "Jingle Bombs". We saw this LIVE at the San Jose Improv on the 9th of December... *wipes tears from eyes* HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
"Dashing through the sand, With a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq!
I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B
Thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military!
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left Is this towel upon my head!
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off!
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk!
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I.. Kill.. you!"
"Dashing through the sand, With a bomb strapped to my back,
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq!
I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B
Thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military!
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left Is this towel upon my head!
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off!
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk!
Ohhh Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I.. Kill.. you!"
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