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"there's paranormal activity onDave'shead!"-amz
"idont wanna be his hand, i wanna be your hand." -amz
"you notebook whore!" -amz
"youwanna lick it?" -me
"you wanna lickmy paper?"-amz
"butwhat if i feel theurge tolick yourpaper?!"-amz
"i just almost raped yrteddy bear." -amz
"rape it Amber" -me
"i'mnot ateddy bear rapist!" -amz
"r-e-p-e-d." - i askedher how tospell it andthat'swhatshesaid.
"okay...maybe i onlydo itonweekends..." -amz
"i wanna flash yr light." -me
"anorexicsharpie" -amz
"dont tell me 'owto eat naomi!" amz(pretendingto be my hair straightener....)