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Oh MY GAWD!!!!!!! *twitch* You will not believe what I bought today... Kool Milds...IN A SLIDE BOX!!!!! I know that probably doesn't mean a thing to any of you (except for Meaghan ^^), so I'll tell you a little history.
Long, long ago in Cigarette Land, there lived a pack named Salem Lights. He was a shunned man because he was different. You see...he was a slide box. No one loved him, but an odd homsosexual and his best friend. They smoked Salem Light slide box religiously, for not only was it a slide box, but there was a green filtered cigarette inside. It was bliss.
Then one day, the unthinkable happened. Salem Lights' parents, Winston-Salem split the family up because they like to fuck with people. They ripped the slide box away from Salem Lights, and made Salem Black Label (which are gross). And they left the original flavor, now called Salem Green Label, in a normal evil pack. This was a sad day for the odd homosexual and his best friend.
But today is a magical day, for the wonderful Kool Milds have taken up the Slide Box banner. It just so happens to be what the odd homosexual smokes. Because he had started to vomit at Salem Lights in disgust. So it is a magical day. Myess...
Long, long ago in Cigarette Land, there lived a pack named Salem Lights. He was a shunned man because he was different. You see...he was a slide box. No one loved him, but an odd homsosexual and his best friend. They smoked Salem Light slide box religiously, for not only was it a slide box, but there was a green filtered cigarette inside. It was bliss.
Then one day, the unthinkable happened. Salem Lights' parents, Winston-Salem split the family up because they like to fuck with people. They ripped the slide box away from Salem Lights, and made Salem Black Label (which are gross). And they left the original flavor, now called Salem Green Label, in a normal evil pack. This was a sad day for the odd homosexual and his best friend.
But today is a magical day, for the wonderful Kool Milds have taken up the Slide Box banner. It just so happens to be what the odd homosexual smokes. Because he had started to vomit at Salem Lights in disgust. So it is a magical day. Myess...