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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for falcondarkstar:
Day #Who?What they got you1stcpurtotuedra one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets2ndharuka2001A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District3rdur_brwn_eyed_gra tray of lewd ice cubes4thtamaeaan inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times5thprocella_lamiaa gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline6thharuka2001a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline7thdemonslayer84a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'8thur_brwn_eyed_grA blog for all of your sexual writings9thcpurtotuedrA bottle of everyman's Viagara10thur_brwn_eyed_gra tube of Crabs-Be-Gone11thmasterjoela butt-plug12thchibi18A creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narrationTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
falcondarkstar is most likely to get laid in Vatican City, on top of an apartment building.
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Your Pornstar Name is:
Ali Chastity
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Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:The paramedics are going to laugh at me
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You are 92% stoner
You are a huge stoner. You are probably stoned right now. You like the constant escapism and brownies… yeah definitely brownies. Your motto “Whatever gets you through your life, it’s alright”
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Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets
You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too.
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You should make love during a hurricane
Once you’ve boarded up your house, why not reduce your stress and make love. There is not much else you can do while waiting it out and your little sanctuary will become an erotic haven while the wind whips by…
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