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i am so mad right now. my gayass roommate bitchtits rob motherfucking anderson has two fish: one goldfish and one betta fish. i dont know if i spelled that right, but thats how im going to spell it from now on. well hes taken care of them for a bit, but ive heard from my neighbor that hes getting tired of them. so whatever, i figure that ill step in and take over when he does get tired of them, because i figured that id hear something about it. well today im at my computer when my neighbor comes in and is talking to me and goes over to look at the fish when he starts yelling "BARRETT GET THAT OUT OF THERE!" wow, what the hell is going on? apparently bitchtits poured the betta fish in with the goldfish. for those of you who dont know what betta fish are, they are fighting fish that will try to fight and kill any other fish theyre in the tank with, so they had to be kept separate. apparently his plan was to have the goldfish killed by the betta fish and then to flush the betta fish? i dunno. well i separated them and told him that i will take them off of his hands tomorrow. in a note. its very late, and hes probably out getting drunk and will burst in loud as shit and wake me up. fantastic. then he'll see the note and perhaps demand explanation? what a douche. i hope his mongrel race and everyone like him (read: everyone i find inferior and hateful) exterminates themselves through brutal civil genocide. then me and everyone like me could move in and make the world a better place. and im not saying that everyone has to think like me, just people who arent fucking stupid. man im so pissed. if shit like this keeps up im going to request to move or get him removed. and im going to get out all the booze so he has nothing over me. fuck him. he smells, hes stupid, hes ignorant, hes a douchebag, and apparently now hes on adderal. sweet, maybe he'll od and then ill get my own room. for those of you reading this who have od'ed or come close to it, you know who you are, i hope youre not offended, because i was using that as an example. damn what a cocksucker, i put up with a lot from him i think. not compared to some people, but more than others put up from their roommates. FUCK HIM. hes big, dumb, ignorant, smelly as shit, fat, inconsiderate. he fucking locks the door when hes in the goddamn room and has the lights off all the time. even at night. it is literally like a cave. pitch-black, smelly, cold (because he needs the air on at the coldest setting all the fucking time), and silent. oh right, except when his music is playing or his movie is being watched. right, because im motherfucking considerate and put in headphones, because maybe not everyone wants to listen to my stuff. MAYBE. man i cant get over this. i really want to go home so i wont have to spend any more time with him. i dont know if hes going or not, hopefully he'll be pleasently surprised. then next weekend too. alright, im just going to keep ranting, and im going to go because im sure this is severely uninteresting to everyone reading it. congratulations if you made it thus far.