Phase The First : Surroundings
1. Town - The One Beginning with "H"
2. Room - 42 at the Holiday Inn, honey.
3. Nearest shiny thing - My watch.
4. Nearest fuzzy thing - Towel on my shoulder.
5. Chair - It's a blue old swivel with personality.
6. Nearest person - Dunno. No one in sight or hearing...
7. Main Decor Of Room - Late Triassic with a touch of Rennaisance.
8. Current music - ChristianRock.Net
9. Current weather - Sunny.
10. Current clothes - Green Marshall Polo with two buttons missing. Black pants.
11. Level of mess - High
12. In the bin - Bottles, papers, miscellany.
Phase The Second : Lifestyle.
13. Wake up - 5am. Fully dressed, usually.
14. Breakfast - A myth.
15. Transport to/from School/Work- The Truck.
16. School / Work start time - 8am.
17. Lunch time - Precisely noonish.
18. Normal lunch - Normality is a myth.
19. School/Work ends - 10:15am officially. Usually before 10.
20. First thing to do when you get home - Open the door.
21. And then - Get a bite to eat. Go up to the computer. Lose my life to it's flickering screen.
22. Sleep - 9pm officially.
Phase The Third : Personality.
23. Shy(1) to Talkative(10) - 5
24. Cautious(1) to Daring(10) - 4
25. Quiet(1) to Loud(10) - 4
26. Serious(1) to Silly(10) - 5
27. Pessimistic(1) to Optimistic(10) - 8
28. Perfectionist(1) to Bodger(10) - 5
Phase The Fourth : Would You?
29. Lie to close friends - Nope. Depending on circumstances, of course.
30. Lie to close family - Nope.
31. Sleep with someone for money - No.
32. Betray someone for money - Nope
33. Do something you didn't want to, because "everyone else does it" - Nope.
34. Sacrifice one close friend for another - Er, no.
35. Backstab, if necessary - Um. No.
Phase The Fifth - Habits.
36. Any bad ones - Yes.
37. Any ones you gave up - Not really.
38. How (if there were any) - N/A
39. Anything you did to try and stop current habits - Nope...
Phase The Sixth - Do you?
40. Wake up grumpy - What's the point?
41. Leave the toilet seat up (men) / Complain about people leaving the toilet seat up (women) - Rarely
42. Use public transport - No
43. Slouch - All the time.
44. Raid the fridge - Yup. I take a whole team in there. With guns. And another team for backup. Raiding the fridge is dangerous business. HO, yes.
45. Prefer to use diplomacy to violence - Yeah.
46. Spend too much time on the internet / computer - Of course.
47. Dance badly - I'm white. That's all I need to say.
48. Lose things that you're sure you had five minutes ago - Yup.
49. Tend to be disorganised - Yes
50. Exercise selective hearing - Occaisonally.