The Sacrifice the Island Demanded

[falafel_fiction]

The Sacrifice the Island Demanded

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Lost/Wicker Man crossover. Horror/humour Crack!fic. 
Summary: Desmond has a prophetic vision of how the castaways may be rescued from the island. But to ensure their own salvation they must offer up a human sacrifice to the Wicker Man. Set around the time of 'Greatest Hits'.   
Characters: The full

Comments

[falafel_fiction]

It's certainly one way of looking on the bright side, pace. I feel like Dom left Lost when Charlie was at his strongest and the show itself was weakening in terms of quality and viewing figures. You might say Dom jumped off a sinking ship!

Thank you so much for your suggestions. Giving Claire a "My Bayee!" moment was a great touch. It was fun taking the piss out of all the characters.

[spikessweetgirl]

Great story:) I loved how Desmond offered to take his place then Charlie's reasons for going ahead with the sacrifice, especially about the triangle.

And then them singing you all everybody while Charlie got high...lol

Great story:)

[falafel_fiction]

Thanks spikes! Yup, that love triangle is enough to drive anyone to suicide! It's a shame we never got a 'You all everybody' sing along.

[elliotsmelliot]

So first I watched the freaky clip because I wasn’t familiar with original movie (or the new since I’ve sworn a pact to avoid anything with Nicholas Cage). After that I assumed this would be something scary involving the Others. But no, instead it sent me into a fit of giggles. There were so many good parts - Claire's shrillness, Jin's marshmallows, Desmond's half-buttoned blue shirt (and his disastrous love life comment), all the Jack stuff, all the Locke stuff. I could go on but I would end up listing everything. Oh Charlie, going out in this way would have made as much sense. Poor wee bugger, indeed. Excellent story!

[falafel_fiction]

Thanks Elli! You know, if I'd decided to do this as a serious fic it would have been great to do something with the Others. I was really freaked by Ben asking Locke to kill his father in front of everyone.

But when I decided to set the story in that opening scene of 'Greatest Hits' I thought it would be a good opportunity for a spoof/crackfic involving the whole ensemble. Glad there were so many moments that tickled you!

[jemmalynette]

I loved it! Very humorous, I loved all the little messages you included and comparisons with what really happened in the show. Great fic!

[falafel_fiction]

Thanks Jem! I was trying to pack real elements from the show in there too, while at the same time making the story a funny horror spoof. I love your icon!

[cylune9]

Great additions cappy! It was as funny as the first time I'd read it and LOL at Jin with his marshmallows and you all everybody.

This is a perfect example of how parodies can be full of truths. Great job again!!

[falafel_fiction]

Thanks cylune. I like the idea of this being a spoof that speaks the truth. I really didn't have to exaggerate very much!

Sigh...love that icon.