best survey ever
if you are attracted to men : are you Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
dresses like a thug: on
dresses like a girl: i'm pretty into fanny packs
dresses like a prep: off
dresses in all camo: you mean in the military? off
drums: i think they look pretty weird
plays a musical instrument: i don't really care
is skinny: don't care
is bigger than you: on
is shorter than you: OFF
is taller than you: on
has straight teeth: im into crooked teeth
wears braces: off
has a chapped dick: what
has red eyes: no
has brown eyes: on
has shaved face: on (mustache stubble is the grossest thing in the world, but beards are awesome)
smokes cigarettes: dont care
smokes pot: i seriously love potheads but probably would never date one again
has brown hair: on
has no hair: by choice
has blonde hair: on
has red hair: i don't care but most don't have attractive faces to go with it. (a few though)
is tanned: sure
works out: off
lets you know he was thinking about you: duh? but not too much
has facial hair: definitely depends. especially if it looks like pubic hair
has sideburns: not huge chops
has bigger feet than you: no (even though i have huge feet and if they were a bit smaller they'd still be of normal size)
has smaller feet than you: only by like 1 size
Wears cologne: off
smiles when you walk into the room: duh?
calls you pet names: 'babe' is about as far as i can go
has blue balls: NO?
wears makeup: no
plays sports: i don't care
a bad a$$: fuck yeah
has nice arms: i don't know the difference?
has a job: on (even though i dont)
has dimples: that also implies baby face which ive been told i like, but when imagining freaks me out
loves being on the phone: depends
calls/texts you late just to say hi or i love you: never happened but im sure id probably be into it
drinks alcohol: i dont care
wears grandma pants: off
tells you you don't need make-up: i don't want to know what kind of conversation we'd be having in order for him to say that
has his tounge pierced: gross
has his ear(s) pierced: no
used to have his lip, septum .... pierced: who the fuck made this
has his eyebrows shaped: no way
dresses like a thug: on
dresses like a girl: i'm pretty into fanny packs
dresses like a prep: off
dresses in all camo: you mean in the military? off
drums: i think they look pretty weird
plays a musical instrument: i don't really care
is skinny: don't care
is bigger than you: on
is shorter than you: OFF
is taller than you: on
has straight teeth: im into crooked teeth
wears braces: off
has a chapped dick: what
has red eyes: no
has brown eyes: on
has shaved face: on (mustache stubble is the grossest thing in the world, but beards are awesome)
smokes cigarettes: dont care
smokes pot: i seriously love potheads but probably would never date one again
has brown hair: on
has no hair: by choice
has blonde hair: on
has red hair: i don't care but most don't have attractive faces to go with it. (a few though)
is tanned: sure
works out: off
lets you know he was thinking about you: duh? but not too much
has facial hair: definitely depends. especially if it looks like pubic hair
has sideburns: not huge chops
has bigger feet than you: no (even though i have huge feet and if they were a bit smaller they'd still be of normal size)
has smaller feet than you: only by like 1 size
Wears cologne: off
smiles when you walk into the room: duh?
calls you pet names: 'babe' is about as far as i can go
has blue balls: NO?
wears makeup: no
plays sports: i don't care
a bad a$$: fuck yeah
has nice arms: i don't know the difference?
has a job: on (even though i dont)
has dimples: that also implies baby face which ive been told i like, but when imagining freaks me out
loves being on the phone: depends
calls/texts you late just to say hi or i love you: never happened but im sure id probably be into it
drinks alcohol: i dont care
wears grandma pants: off
tells you you don't need make-up: i don't want to know what kind of conversation we'd be having in order for him to say that
has his tounge pierced: gross
has his ear(s) pierced: no
used to have his lip, septum .... pierced: who the fuck made this
has his eyebrows shaped: no way