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BREAKING NEWS
Passengers of commercial airline flights are no longer allowed to wear any items of clothing. Any person with a head of hair is required to shave their heads totally bald before boarding, this includes eyebrows. Each and every passenger will receive a full body-cavity search, this includes children. Absolutely no carry-on luggage is allowed. Check-in luggage is completely banned too. No exceptions.
FUCKING SHIT! What is the world coming to when we aren't even allowed to carry water onto a fucking airline.
Can I make a suggestion? Close down every airport and get rid of every airplane. Destroy all automobiles, trains, boats, and bicycles. Wipe out transportation completely. Let us all rot away in our own towns.
I'm moving to Switzerland.