my friend told me I sound like a server.
I fucking hate kids. And old people. If I could strictly deal with people only from ages 16-45 I would be stoked.
Personal opinion...if your kid needs a fucking sippy cup they shouldent be going out to eat. True story...yesterday these 2 little bastard children from hell flipped their tiny cups of ice (the parents asked for them...), proceeded to flip the tiny boats their food came in, then stripped down to dipies and attempt to rub a strange alien goo all over my shirt and apron while stealing my straws and attempting to steal my sock monkey key chain. Awkward smiles prevail. 18$ tip on a 63 dollar table. Still. Fuck kids.
And old people. "Chilly shrimp...what's that?" Its a cold cocktail shrimp. "Well I can't have that, I'm allergic to shrimp." Fuck that! Get the fuck out then you cheap mother fucking 3 dollar tipping dickheads.I don't give a fuck where you want to sit, I don't care that you don't feel like your fucking walker should go more than 12 feet, and I don't care that what you ordered WITHOUT SAUCE is too dry. Please die because it won't take much longer anyway.
Needless to say, I had a bad day yesterday. Haha. I might try for hard rock again. And no I'm not quitting bubbas. Money is good and I really like who I work with. But holy clientel.
O god I am a server.
I see madball and terror tomorrow. Awesome right? Followed by misery signals on the 14th and probably more next week.
Personal opinion...if your kid needs a fucking sippy cup they shouldent be going out to eat. True story...yesterday these 2 little bastard children from hell flipped their tiny cups of ice (the parents asked for them...), proceeded to flip the tiny boats their food came in, then stripped down to dipies and attempt to rub a strange alien goo all over my shirt and apron while stealing my straws and attempting to steal my sock monkey key chain. Awkward smiles prevail. 18$ tip on a 63 dollar table. Still. Fuck kids.
And old people. "Chilly shrimp...what's that?" Its a cold cocktail shrimp. "Well I can't have that, I'm allergic to shrimp." Fuck that! Get the fuck out then you cheap mother fucking 3 dollar tipping dickheads.I don't give a fuck where you want to sit, I don't care that you don't feel like your fucking walker should go more than 12 feet, and I don't care that what you ordered WITHOUT SAUCE is too dry. Please die because it won't take much longer anyway.
Needless to say, I had a bad day yesterday. Haha. I might try for hard rock again. And no I'm not quitting bubbas. Money is good and I really like who I work with. But holy clientel.
O god I am a server.
I see madball and terror tomorrow. Awesome right? Followed by misery signals on the 14th and probably more next week.