"Ad Absurdum"
EDIT** Updated the link so it is working again
Uh, apparently my brain does not require much beating to bring you completely gratuitous porn.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9795224/3/Christmas-in-Albuquerque
The sort-of (unofficial) epilogue to this story... Because it was in dire need of some more sex before all was said and done, since Paroxysm was so rudely devoid of it. In a different style from last time but that's not any great loss. It's brief (just over 3,000 words... even less than I thought) and kinda stupid (kinda really stupid) but I absolutely needed to do something quick and painless after the first two parts.
Also, I'm using Bill Hicks' Supreme Court definition of pornography: "No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts."
You don't like the sound of that... Can't say I didn't warn you.
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Okay, the other night when I was working on my non-BB story I discovered something: I had started to write some porn into it when I hadn't originally intended to. Heh. So I decided I had to relieve my pent-up urge to write something dirty so that I could continue a story without that distraction, and I realized that if I was going to write some pointless sex, I might as well go back to BB and give you guys something to read for five minutes. Since I couldn't really give you any actual sexiness in Paroxysm, something like this was kind of in order so that the story ended on a more memorable note and cleared up some of the canon-plot-murkiness. I obviously messed with the timeline so Christmas came before Jesse found out about Tomas... But he did find out. Better? Even if it's not, you got some smut, so you shouldn't have any complaints. If you do, well, until you guys start paying me it's not my job to entertain you. XD
Just teasin'.
Dedicated in part to the lovely Sinloi, because I feel bad about not having any porn for her last time. lol
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Alright, I swear I'll take a serious break from this fandom this time, and since school looms on my horizon (sometime in September aghhhh) I dunno how often I'll be able to update here because I'm GONNA FINISH ENGLISH THIS YEAR! That is my resolution! Why the hell didn't I just do it at the start of this year when I was more than halfway through it?! I dunno!
More interestingly, we got them Emmys coming up.
C'est la vie, love ya, see you all next time... whenever that is.
edit: And whoa apparently I posted this on Aaron Paul's birthday. XD
edit 2: Words cannot express the awesome that is Aaron Paul's Emmy win tonight. I wish I had something to post just so I could ramble about it.