fc3 | roundtree legacy: generation 1.3
Let us begin this update with a lesson in the art of potty training, from Zen Master Hawthorn.
Goddamn, he's an ugly kid though. D:
Hawthorn: You're my only friend, Mr. Rabbit. Someday... someday, we will kill them all.
Seriously, the kid has like three nice points, I wouldn't be surprised.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time Acacia's been plat! Damn, it's hard starting a legacy with a fortune sim. D:
Drake gets such childish joy out of calling out. It was either this or hire a babysitter. :/
Olive continues her efforts to kill off the competition by forcing Poplar to play patty-cake in the rain. Unfortunately, she fails to realize that if Poppie gets the flu, so will she.
OH GOD WHAT THE SHIT.
Drake is finally in the dance career track. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY.
Acacia is so very happy to be ignoring her family for the sake of advancing her career. Ahh, fortune sims. :D
So that whole thing about cute it was that Drake autonomously bathes the kids? Not so cute when he does it obsessively and Hawthorn's hygiene meter is mostly full.
Everyone's growing up Roundtree! :D
OH MY GOD PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY!!!
Olive, for comparison. Still effortlessly pretty. :D
She hates her makeover though. Ungrateful skank. >:| She rolled family.
Poplar doesn't look so bad with ten tons a little bit of makeup. She rolled romance (oh, the irony!).
But Hawthorn... ! ~♥ Freckles make everyone cuter.
So now that her little brother is a little older, Poplar decides to conspire with him for... zomg, Hawthorn!
HOW CUTE IS HE. Sorry, Poppie; with siblings like Hawthorn and Olive and a face like yours, you're a lost cause.
Drake is finally starting his dance career.
Acacia: All that money... gone. D:
Also, note Olive's elf ears! She's the only one who inherited them.
Olive's chess bitchface. She's not even playing against anyone!
Just to show that Poplar doesn't always look like a hideous beast.
Um. Does Hawthorn know something Drake and Acacia don't?
Easy there, kiddo, you're not even playing against anyone. But... what's that in his mouth?
OMG, GRILLZ BRACES. ♥
More Hawthorn, because he's awesome.
Poplar gets another makeov- OH JESUS.
You got DEMOTED, you jackass. Stop strutting. >:|
I've never had a family so freakin' annoying about the bathroom. Drake goes in to shower, Poplar goes in to pee. Drake tries to shoo her out, but she can't leave because now Olive wants to come in and play red hands. Poplar shoos, but now Drake can't leave because he's jammed in the back. The worst part is that THERE IS ANOTHER BATHROOM IN THE HOUSE. *rage*
Anyway. Olive tries her luck with the matchmaker.
And fails.
So does Poplar. D:
Who continues to fail by noogie-ing him immediately after meeting him.
OH GOD FAMILY SIMS. And in her parents' bed!
Oh you sonuvabitch. >:|
Sorry Acacia! She was outside playing chess all day. D:
This happened so fast, I completely missed it. Olive and Poplar family-kissed and the dude immediately popped a crush on her. XD
GODDAMN CHANCE CARDS. They don't even have 9k.
Hawthorn came home with Olive's date (apparently he got left back A LOT) and they woohoo'ed like monkeys, so Poplar called up her beau and was all like LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABEH.
And they did a lot more than just talk about it. D:
Aw, hell.
IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, DRAKE.
Poor Olive. D:
ARGH I HATE CHANCE CARDS. He keeps getting demoted, then promoted, then demoted again. >:|
Berfday tiemz!
Yes, I fully admit that Hawthorn is aging up a day early because Olive brought home this cute co-worker.
OMG HAWTHORN. ♥ ♥ ♥
Hawthorn: THIS SHIT IS AWESOME WHOAH.
Hawthorn: So, how many babies do you want to have? :D :D :D
Cute Co-worker: Ew get out mah face bish.
This is so incredibly inappropriate.
So Hawthorn tries his luck with the matchmaker and gets... the paper girl? Nevermind that he ACR-randomized gay.
Because hanging out in your living room is always a great date. OMG HAWTHORN SO CUTE.
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR GRILLZ OUT.
Oh hay Acacia, still trying to set the house on fire, I see.
Drake is the only one home, so he manages to catch this pretty cute walkby in order to pimp out his son.
Except that the walkby seems more interested in him. D:
At least one of the parents isn't a complete failure. :D
College tiemz! I don't know why you're waving, Hawthorn, you're going too.
Annnnnnnnd they continue to stupidly block up tiny rooms. *sigh* College is going to be a blast!
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