T is for Thomas. Also toupee.
The work chronicles continue... mostly because I'm bored out of my mind, and am trying to think of ways to keep myself from losing braincells to boredom.
Thomas. Thomas is an annoying, brown-nosing, over-enthusiastic man who thinks he's funny, but really is not. That doesn't keep him from loudly cracking jokes that make no one laugh. Thomas will barge in on phone conversations in order to say something he thinks is funny.
Today I realized that Thomas wears a toupee. I'd noticed that his gray hair was very full for someone his age, and very stagnant. Exactly the same every single day, with the little wave-thing in front.
It's a toupee.
I didn't know men even wore toupees anymore, since the advent of Hair Club for Men. The same as I didn't think that women usually wore wigs, unless they're going through chemo. Thomas is not going through chemo. Thomas just wears a very bad toupee.
That is all.
Thomas. Thomas is an annoying, brown-nosing, over-enthusiastic man who thinks he's funny, but really is not. That doesn't keep him from loudly cracking jokes that make no one laugh. Thomas will barge in on phone conversations in order to say something he thinks is funny.
Today I realized that Thomas wears a toupee. I'd noticed that his gray hair was very full for someone his age, and very stagnant. Exactly the same every single day, with the little wave-thing in front.
It's a toupee.
I didn't know men even wore toupees anymore, since the advent of Hair Club for Men. The same as I didn't think that women usually wore wigs, unless they're going through chemo. Thomas is not going through chemo. Thomas just wears a very bad toupee.
That is all.