Title: Barely Even Friends
Author:
queenfanfiction Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, The Colbert Report RPF
Rating: PG
Warnings: Ridiculous caricatures of FOX News hosts as Disney villains, purple prose worthy of any animated movie, and the ruining of your childhood.
Summary: Jon never imagined that someday he would be trying to go back to his jailer, but there is a battle and now he's on the wrong side of it.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: So, um, this was meant to be a drabble or something, and then it somehow ended up over ten times as long as I'd planned it because my brain is weird like that. Written for the FNFF OT re: fairytales, because
southerngaelic mentioned a FakeNews Beauty&theBeast!AU and then my muse went off and eloped with it. I AM NOT PROUD. Title taken directly from the song "Beauty and the Beast."
( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth ) [Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. &hearts ]