Title: Flowers
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Nothing yet...
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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"Will he be alright?"
"Yeah, he just fainted. But I'm sure he will try to play it off like he hasn't slept in two days. And really whose fault is that?"
He heard a growl, one that DIDN'T belong to Stephen.
"Who are the flowers for?"
"Anderson, of course."
"You escaped from captivity and decided that you should buy him flowers first?"
"Oh, Stephen stop. It's very sweet."
Anderson slowly opened his eyes. The images that flooded his vision were blurry at first but when they finally cleared, there was Keith hovering patiently above him.
There was a large scar that crossed the center of his chest. It started near the right shoulder and ended near his left ribs. So the experimentation story had been true.
"Keith-h..? When?"
"Does it matter? Those are for you by the way." He motioned towards the flowers.
Keith smiled hoping to get the same reaction from Anderson but it never came.
"We have to talk, Keith."
Anderson's legs buckled as he tried to walk towards him. He nearly fell but Keith and Stephen caught him by the wrists.
"Andy...are you drunk?" Keith's voice was dripping with disappointment.
He couldn't help but laugh as he nodded. Stephen dropped his hold on Anderson in disgust, causing him to sway out of control.
Stephen's anger was getting the best of him and Jon asked him in his timid voice to step outside before he broke anything. Keith didn't expect his welcome to be quite like this.
Title: Night
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Substance abuse, kissing
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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As risky as it was, Stephen acted as "leader", deciding to stay another night at the hotel. Anderson started to feel his hangover withering away but only after he had become sick a few times.
"When did you start doing this?" Keith whispered into his snow white hair.
"After you left. I thought you had died."
"Even if I had died this would be unacceptable. What would your mother think? Do you know how much it would hurt her to see another son of hers..."
Keith didn't have to finish his sentence. Anderson nodded in agreement and felt nauseous again. Keith left the room to find some towels and on his way noticed that Jon and Stephen had disappeared. He peeked through a small crack in the door and chuckled in disbelief.
Jon's arms were extended behind his back and his head looking up towards the stars. He sat in the grass which was still wet from the rain that had finally ceased. Jon's head suddenly lolled backwards and it was there Keith could finally see Stephen, burying his head in the man's neck. When Stephen placed both hands on the sides of Jon's face, Keith decided to give them the privacy they deserved.
Title: Unexpected
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some kissing...
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners
Jon bit his lip so hard he thought he tasted blood for a moment. Stephen continued to kiss his neck and collar bone, sometimes nicking the skin with his teeth. They felt so unusually sharp...
"Ow! Stephen...not so hard."
Jon had covered the ear Stephen could actually hear out of so he kept going, harder and out of control.
"Stephen stop!"
He let go of the sides of Stephen's face and hit him in the nose. It wasn't very hard, but hard enough to get his attention.
"Ow, Jon. I'm not ACTUALLY a dog you know."
"My neck feels like I've been repeatedly stabbed by those stupid little sewing needles."
Stephen shrunk back. "So...you didn't like it?"
"Of course I did." Jon rubbed his neck as it started to sting.
"You're lying."
The sting was getting worse."No I'm not. But seriously what did you do? I have never had a hickie hurt this bad before."
"I won't do it ever again. I'm sorry, please don't be angry with me."
Jon shook his head. Had Stephen always been this vulnerable? He guessed he just hadn't been this close to the man before. He wished he had done this a long time ago.
"I'm not mad at you. Come here."
Stephen slowly moved back over to Jon but refused to meet his eyes. Jon lifted his chin with his finger and whispered, "Let me show you something."
He leaned in very slowly and took Stephen's bottom lip in-between his and lightly sucked until Stephen made some sort of sound in the back of his throat. Jon tried not to smile at how desperate Stephen was becoming.
Title: Stars
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual things
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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Stars burst behind Stephen's eyes as Jon trailed warm, open mouthed kisses down his stomach. Keith and Anderson had left to find some place to eat, leaving the room to Jon and Stephen.
Jon straddled his hips, making sure he could feel Stephen as he pressed down. In the middle of hands tangling in hair Stephen had already lost his shirt and pants leaving him with just a thin pair of boxers.
"Jon-oh...sh!"
Stephen could hardly compose any words other than Jon's name. He could feel his boxers being pulled down and immediately the cold air hit him. Stephen had never felt this weak. He needed to be in control. He grabbed Jon by his arms and flipped them over, grinning as Jon gasped.
"Since when-ngh-did you get so strong?"
Stephen took his ear lobe in-between his teeth and sucked until Jon moaned. "Werewolf, remember?"
As if to prove this statement, Stephen ripped Jon's shirt straight off his body and began to explore his naval with his tongue.
"How...could I forget?" Jon managed to stutter.
Stephen pressed his lips to Jon's in an attempt to shut him up. Their tongues intertwined while their hips rocked against each other.
"I love-ah I love you."
Jon pushed him off. "What did you say?"
"I love you."
Jon pulled him back down and showed him just how much he loved him too.
Title: Hold My Hand
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing yet
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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"This will be a lot easier if you stop resisting, Mr. Olbermann."
Of course he wasn't going to stop resisting. They were going to kill him.
"It's not me that you want!"
"On the contrary Keith," A large needle was inserted into the top of his chest. Keith screamed in pain. "You are ruining our reputation. Why would anyone want to elect us with you bringing light to our every flaw?"
The needle penetrated deeper and Keith ground his teeth together. "Colbert doesn't do you any justice."
Jacob Gray circled the table so that he was on Keith's right side. "Colbert is an idiot but with the right idea."
Keith laughed. It was strained because of the overwhelming pain he was still in, but it was still loud and cruel. Gray jumped in surprise.
"What's so funny?"
"You have no idea do you?" Keith continued. "Colbert is a werewolf too!"
Keith immediately felt horrible after he said that. Stephen Colbert didn't deserve to be sold out, even if he was an idiot with ridiculous morals.
.........
"Keith? Hey what's wrong? Wake up!"
He gasped for air and felt the scar across his chest, remembering it all. It hadn't been a dream. It was all real. "Anderson, I-"
Anderson took him by the hand and sat with him until he fell asleep again.
Title: Treasure
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing yet
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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"Senator Gray."
"Hello, Senator McCain."
"I hear that Olbermann has escaped."
Gray swallowed hard. John McCain's face was creased with anger and worry. "I-It won't matter, sir. We have someone on their way to take out Keith. Colbert will finish the job."
"Stephen Colbert? That pompous egomaniac will ruin everything that we have built up."
Gray could feel himself sweating underneath his suit. He paused for a moment and saw that his fellow senators were watching with interest. McCain turned to see what Gray was staring at and the republican senators immediately snapped back into their work.
Jacob Gray cleared his throat. "Yes, well. Colbert would want you to be in office more than anyone. That's pretty obvious. And according to Keith Olbermann, Stephen Colbert is a werewolf also."
"And how do you suppose we will find him? He had his show cancelled on Thursday, it's obvious he knows what we are up to."
"While Keith was dosed with anesthesia, we placed a small tracking device in his chest where we cut him open." Jacob Gray beamed at his own brilliance.
"You think Olbermann will be with Colbert?"
"Well, no. I think Keith will be with Anderson Cooper, who in turn will be with Stephen Colbert."
The look on McCain's face expressed one of pure greed. They had always been sure of the plan, but it was finally in motion. Both men's smiles suggested they had discovered the wealthiest of treasures.
"The sooner we find them the better."
Title: Eyes
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing yet
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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After a long night of talking, Anderson slept in until around noon. He shook Keith awake who groaned at the thought of moving. The two went to wake up Jon and Stephen, trying their best not to make snide remarks at their lack of clothing and the loving looks Jon was throwing at Stephen.
By the time they were driving again, Jon and Stephen were sleeping soundly in the back; tired from the night's activities.
"You should pull over." Keith smirked. He leaned over to kiss Anderson's arm that rested on the steering wheel.
"For the third time Keith, no!"
Keith smiled happily and his eyes changed to a vibrant gold. Anderson missed those honey-colored eyes. They only seemed to appear when Keith was satisfied and content.
"So Keith...what were you dreaming about last night?"
The golden eyes disappeared. "I don't want to talk about it."
Anderson apologized softly. The drive was now silent except for the soft snores of Jon coming from the back seat. Keith couldn't tell Anderson that he had become a traitor. Karma would eventually come back to take him but in the meantime all he wanted was to be with the person he loved.
Title: Abandoned
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
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"Why are you here?"
"It's certainly not because I wanted to praise your journalism!"
This man was really starting to get on his nerves. He could feel his teeth starting to grow, agreeing with him.
"I mean honestly. How can you live with yourself? George Bush is our greatest president and you cut him down like he's some kind of...instigator of a war based on false pretenses or something."
The bigger man shrugged on his jacket and walked down the steps to reach the street where the pundit remained standing.
"I hate to break it to you champ but that's EXACTLY what he is. Now if you will excuse me-"
"Have a date? With Anderson Cooper...perhaps?"
Keith had no idea why but that little comment sent him over the edge and he shoved Stephen against the brick wall behind him. The last thing Stephen saw was bright yellow eyes moving toward his neck and the intense pain that followed afterwards.
Hours later, Stephen had woken up in the hospital with Jon hovering over him worryingly. The doctor had looked puzzled. "Mr. Colbert- your body seems to have made a full recovery before you had even gotten here. I'm sure you merely fainted and that scratch on your neck will disappear in a few days."
"I don't understand...I don't remember."
"Just get some rest, Stephen."
A week later he found himself on all fours with an unsatisfying craving for meat.
Title: Dreams
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, language
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners
Stephen's eyes shot open followed by a sharp intake of breath.
"What is it, Stephen?"
"That bastard...you ruined everything!"
Stephen reached for Keith's neck in front of him while he growled and bared his teeth. Jon had tried to hold him back, but of course he wasn't strong enough.
"Stephen stop!"
Anderson stopped the car and pulled over to the side of the road. They were lucky that the road which they were driving was hardly used because they were making quite a scene. In his uncontrollable rage, Keith kicked open his door and threw open the door to the backseat. Taking Stephen by the collar of his shirt, Keith threw him onto the pavement.
"What the hell is the matter with you?!"
Stephen tried his best to catch his breath. "You...you made me like this."
Of course Keith had remembered this but he couldn't let Anderson know. He would think of him as a monster. So Keith did the only thing he could think of to shut Stephen up. Claws sharpened on Keith's right hand. He raised his arm and swung; hitting Stephen right above the eye.
The man fell unconscious, face bleeding onto the pavement. His dreams continued.
Title: Wild
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing yet
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners
"Keith!"
Both Jon and Anderson had been too shocked to move. Keith's hands were shaking; not in a feeling guilty kind of way but in a wild, could snap at any moment kind of way.
Jon maneuvered his way around Keith so he could pick Stephen up. He remembered a night they had spent together awhile ago. Stephen had still worked at The Daily Show and Bush had just been re-elected. Everyone had been disappointed except Stephen who had celebrated by taking shot after shot of strong liquor. Jon had to take him home and carry him to his room. He thought this would be the same type of situation and it would be just as easy.
Jon took Stephen's arm and wrapped it sound his neck so he could lift him up easier. Jon groaned. Stephen was so damn heavy. He looked over in Anderson's direction who was arguing with Keith. Jon sighed and used all of his strength to put Stephen in the car. Three claw marks went down the side of his forehead, stopping next to his oddly shaped ear that Jon loved so much. They had already started to heal but by the looks of it the marks would most likely scar.
"My poor Stephen." He whispered.
Stephen sighed. "My always worrisome Jon."
Title: Teamwork
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen" Keith/Anderson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nothing yet
Summary: Stephen is a werewolf. Jon wants everything to make since again.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners
John McCain knew how to persuade any of the armed forces. It was one of the many perks that came with being a war hero. He took the four best men he could find and sent them off to Vermont. The men knew their mission and were happy to comply. One of them had even addressed him as "Mr. President".
Jacob Gray had grinned at that. "It won't be long now. I'm sure Mr. Colbert will take out the president with no hesitation. And in the rare case that he does, we have Jon Stewart to get him back on track."
"This has turned out to be quite the scandal."
Jacob laughed. "Not for us, sir. We will be sure to kill them as soon as it's over."
John McCain looked around to see if anyone was paying attention to them. Mitt Romney was speaking out against healthcare and everyone seemed to be listening.
"I hope you will accept the position of Vice President."
"It would be a pleasure...Mr. President."