Because this is freaking horrifying:
The Bennett sisters from the comic book-ized version of Pride & Prejudice (don't read what they're saying, just...don't.)
Dude, they look like poorly rendered porn stars. This is effing terrible.
Blech, Marvel Comics, just blech.
Bonus points to the guy in the comments for the preview page who called the five issue limited P&P series the equivalent of a chick flick. Buddy, in your semi-literate way, you have managed to eloquently embody the beginning, middle, and end of my issues with the Canon.
BRB, going to go scream into a pillow now...