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Last night was incredibly ridiculous and uncalled for.

"Do you like lollipops?" -Creep
"Sure?"-Marcie
"If you were a lollipop what flavor would you be?" - Creep
"Uhhh.. haha I don't know." - Me
"BLUEBERRY!"- Lauren
"Can I get a lick?" - Creep
"I don't get it." - Lauren
*dry heeving noises* - Marcie