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me lex and ben have just had a corking conversation slagging people off.
we decided matt an hana should have a 3sum with lex's ex dan, cos there all massive cunts.
i should explain.
before i knew lex, i knew her bf at the time dan.
dan made lex sound like the most evil person ever *which i now know to be true and love her for*
dan ended up at mine one night and we did the sex, he told me him and lex had split, it shouldnt have happend i was pissed.
hadnt met lex at this point, had i, and had i been sober, i wouldnt have gone near dan.
i am thankful tho, cos it ment i met lex.
tho he denys it to lex, really, dan, you spaz, why would i lie to somone i consider one of my closest mates about sleeping with her ex?!
spazlord.
regardless we have been reading bens sisters bliss mags.
problem pages rule.
they have mainy been read out this like this:
"i have terrible skin, and i am covered in spots, i was wondering if you can suggest anything to help? - Matt, 18, Sheff" - this joke has not failed to get old yet, and prolly never will.
the conversation with lex n ben i just had ended like this "im suprised dan didnt go all eamon on your ass and bring a fuck you song out, then u cudda gone all frankie and been "well guess what, yo, your sex was whack... and maybe i wudda, had you, gone doooown there.... and some other words, go here..."
"hahahaha, some more words and things" - lex
"somone elses turn to talk now" - lex
"some more sentances and stuff... words" - me.
we are constantly cracking whale jokes, as this isnt failing to get old either.
Nor is the "oh my god, not the same cloths as last time she went out, thats amazing, how can one girl have so much style?"
"i think its quite funny that we know so many fucktards, cos then we have more things to mock them about... quite funny" - lex.
we seem to have spent the whole day mocking totaly retarded kids.
with bog eyes.
or spots.
or that look like whales.
or that cant keep there dick in there trousers.
and this makes us cooler then all of you.
on a diff note bower, me, lex, ben and guy hung out at his on sunday night.
bower got amazingly drunk and knocked over every drink ever and we could not stop laughing outside dispite bens next door neoighbour coming over to bollock us for too much noise at 1am.
Bower giggles like a school girl on speed.
worse then me and lex combined.
and we love him for it.
"we cant be as loud as cars"
we made brownies.
"even though you know the papers there, you cant taste it" - well done bower.
bower was woken up by bens evil ginger cat clawing at his head, best way to wake.*unless you awake to a beautifuly spotty face, or a gril who apears to have hideous shaving rash around her mouth*
guy was in a sulk - but thats nothing new.
*ben has just decided hes going to bake a cake... i see this going the way of the borwnie*
i had to feed bens evil ginger cat this moring, cat food smells like death, which may explain why the cat is evil... if i had to eat that, id prolly want to kill KILL KILL
in the past week or 2 i have had lots of dreams with suze kenedy in, this can only be an amazing thing and a sign that something good is going to happen.
bens evil giniger cat temporarily killed myself, lex and ben, and porcedded to tell guy about it over the internet, even used the web cam to prove it...
evil
(and ginger)
i abused king of cool curtis of bmth... hes sooo darn cool.
now for your viewing pleasure: *note i am on lex's msn. not mine*
Now they will know why they're scared of the dark, Now they will learn why they fear the night says:
u gonan be in leeds anytime this wek
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
this isnt lex
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and ur correcting me
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geez
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
that was lex
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
this isnt
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
shes fucked off to watch tv
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mat?
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
lol no
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
hes gone home
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who is it then
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
you dont know me.
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maybe i do
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
no you really dont.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
if i dont know you, then you dont know me.
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maybe id o
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
ffs
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
you reaaaally dont
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maybe i do
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
hahaha
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
lol you dont know me, and you dont want to.
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why dont i
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
cos i say so
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wanna do crack together?
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
who doesnt.
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maybe u
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
you'd be right.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
done asking questions now sunshine?
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i get picture u dont like me
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i dont know you.
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maybe u should
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i dobut it.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
doubt*
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shame
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
not really.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
you wouldnt like me.
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how do u know
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
cos im obv not cool enough for you
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
ahahahahaha.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
no really. its cos im a cunt.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
and i already know u dont like me
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
ages ago when you and lex used to kick it
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
you were at hers
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
and i didnt know
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
and decided to ask why she hangs about with you
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
and you didnt like it.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
are we done talking now
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nah
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teach me something
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
like
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how to make a drum it
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
a drum it?
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
is there such a thing?
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
why has lex got a faggy rabit for her pic/
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
rabbit.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
fuckit, i cant type either/
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i see a flower myself
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
why do you pose with fags when you dont smoke
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
is that the new cool, man im soooo outta the loop
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oh ur cool then
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been outta the loop is the new cool
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
sweet, always nice to know
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dude i wish i was cool as u
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
one day, maybe you could be "dude"
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i wish my name was dan
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i dont...
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i do
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
tho it is a pretty good name for a guy
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then i could be called dan THE MAN
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
yeah i dont see that happening
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
but good luck witht hat
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
change your name by dead poll
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coz only thing that goes with curtis is cunt
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
yeah thats true.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
and poser.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
maybe.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
if you squint
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maybe u wanna beat me up
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
nah
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
im a girl.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
tho i could have you
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
all the lil girl who jizz on you
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
wud mame me.
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i love how u hate me so much
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
im not down for that kind of distruction
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
haha i love how you think i hate you
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coz u think i dont like u when i dont even know who u ar
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e
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i dont care if you dont like me either
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
its nice you asume i care so much
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
when its more apathy
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
dont be flattered im like this with almost everyone
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i have little to know opinion of you, as i only know of you, and i dont know you, there for i can only make asumptions, not opinions.
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yea
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but
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why do i not like u
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
ive decided you dont/wouldnt
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
im a cunt.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
this is all.
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
are we done talking now? i dont want to be rude and just log off mid convo
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
i shall take your silence as a big fat yes. pleasure talking with you sunbeam. passed the time nicely.
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awesome
I've Seen Sinking Ships Go Down With More Grace Than You... says:
"rad" *and some other cool and totaly "in" words here*
The end.