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-- apocryphalCrustacean [AC] began trolling apologeticTragedy [AT] --
AC: (V)!_!(V) < tavros? tavros are you there?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < hey! you should know 6etter than to ignore me 6y now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < im not going away until you say hi
AT: hi,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < haha there we go! was that so inclawsi6ly hard to do?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < i almost thought that id have to walk all the way to your hive for some conversation!
AT: i wouldnt, uhh, have done that, if i were you,
AT: id make, without a doubt, a really horrible host,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < thats just silly
AC: (V)!_!(V) < if youd come out of your hive or clawsi6ly let some6ody in for once i think youd 6e the 6est host ever
AC: (V)!_!(V) < 6ut im not going to have this argument again! at least not right now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < howre you today?
AT: all things considered, i guess im pretty good,
AT: not much, uh, really changes around here, so its hard to be anything else,
AT: i did, however, see a new hoofbeast, at the feeding post,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < thats wonderful! i bet hes really happy to have found it
AT: i really hope so,
AT: im trying a new feed mix, in the hopes that, uhh, it can be a little more nutritious to them, as well as tasty,
AT: although while mixing it up, i broke a few more things, }:(
AC: (V)!_!(V) < awww im sorry tavros
AC: (V)!_!(V) < you should let gamzee know im sure hell be happy to get you some new ones
AT: uhhh,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < tavrooooos!
AC: (V)!_!(V) < i cant 6elieve the dedicrustacean youre showing in avoiding him! its 6een practically forever and hes your 6est friend!
AT: i know, but,
AT: i would still really rather, not speak with him, if its at all possible,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < uggggh
AC: (V)!_!(V) < ok fine ill ask him, but this is the last time ok?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < you guys seriously need to get 6ack to 6eing friends
AT: yeah,
AT: and, thank you so much, nepeta,
AT: i dont know what id do without you,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < its no trouble! youre my friend and this is what friends do for each other
AT: yeah, that is definitely, a very friendly thing to be doing,
AT: which is exactly what we are,
AT: friends, i mean,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < anyway i think ive got to go now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < cra6daddys getting anxious over something outside
AC: (V)!_!(V) < ill talk with you later ok?
AT: uhhh, ok,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < and dont make me 6ug you so much next time! you can start our talks too you know
AC: (V)!_!(V) < anyway see you later
-- apocryphalCrustacean [AC] has stopped trolling apologeticTragedy [AT] --
-- gentleArbiter [GA] began trolling giftedCastigator [GC] --
GA: Terezi Was That Really Necessary
GA: I Understand That You Seem To Believe That Our Relationship Requires You To Make Gifts Of Everything You Find Interesting
GA: And I Do Appreciate The Thought Behind It
GA: But I Dont Know What You Expect Me To Do With The Corpse Of A Rustblooded Troll
GA: Beyond Hose His Blood Off My Doorstep I Suppose
GC: w3 do th1s 3v3ry t1m3 W3 DO TH1S 3V3RY T1M3
GC: 1m g1v1ng you mor3 colors to pl4y dr3ssup with 1M G1V1NG YOU MOR3 COLORS TO PL4Y DR3SSUP W1TH
GC: you should b3 th4nkful for th3 g1ft b3for3 your judg3m3nt 4rr1v3s YOU SHOULD B3 TH4NKFUL FOR TH3 G1FT B3FOR3 YOUR JUDG3M3NT 4RR1V3S
GA: Judgement
GA: No
GA: Weve Talked About This There Will Be No Punishing Of Anyone
GA: Your Evidence As You So Fondly Refer To It Is Meaningless And Id Really Appreciate It If Youd Focus On Less Bloodthirsty Endeavors
GA: Although I Understand This Is Atypical Of Our Race Someone Has To Start Somewhere
GC: your op1n1on h4s b33n 3nt3r3d 1nto th3 court r3cords YOUR OP1N1ON H4S B33N 3NT3R3D TH3 COURT R3CORDS
GC: on3 mor3 d3l1c1ous puzzl3 p13c3 to the p1ctur3 of your 1nd1ctm3nt ON3 MOR3 D3L1C1OUS PUZZL3 P13C3 TO THE P1CTUR3 OF YOUR 1ND1CTM3NT
GC: your3 4 wond3rful mo1r41l k4n4y4 but your3 just so 34sy to ch4rg3 YOUR3 4 WOND3RFUL MO1R41L K4N4Y4 BUT YOUR3 JUST SO 34SY TO CH4RG3
GA: Thank You For The Compliment I Suppose
GA: I Can See That As Usual This Conversation Is Quickly Veering Into The Territory Which Makes My Thinkpan Ache Uncomfortably So Ill Just Repeat My Initial Entreaty
GA: No More Corpses On My Hives Steps
GA: Please
GA: If You Must Gift Me Bloody Carcasses Throw Them Into The Ocean Where They May Do Us All Some Good
GC: h3h3h3h3 wh4t3v3r you s4y H3H3H3H3 WH4T3V3R YOU S4Y
GC: th1ngs w1ll b4l4nc3 1n th3 3nd TH1NGS W1LL B4L4NC3 1N TH3 3ND
GC: 1 can b3 p4t13nt unt1l th3n 1 C4N B3 P4T13NT UNT1L TH3N
GA: Thank You
GA: Ill Speak With You Later After Ive Disposed Of The Corpse
GA: Try Not To Gut Anyone In The Interim Please
GC: sur3 th1ng SUR3 TH1NG
GC: 1v3 got som3 n3cksn4pp1ng th4ts w4y ov3rdu3 4nyw4y 1V3 GOT SOM3 N3CKSN4PP1NG TH4TS W4Y OV3RDU3 4NYW4Y
GC: >:)
GA: Ugh
-- gentleArbiter [GA] has stopped trolling giftedCastigator [GC] --
-- contraryGrapnel [CG] began trolling ambulatoryAnomaly [AA] --
CG: YOU'RE RIGHT UNDERNEATH ME, AREN'T YOU.
AA: what makes you say that
CG: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY I'D SAY THAT.
CG: EVERY TIME MY HIVE DECIDES TO MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A SWIRLING CAULDRON OF FUCK THAN USUAL YOU'RE AROUND SOMEWHERE, GIGGLING AT ME LIKE A MANIAC.
CG: I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW A PATTERN WHEN I SEE ONE.
CG: SO.
CG: YOU'RE UNDERNEATH ME RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU.
AA: dont be silly karkat i dont always show up when you get tangled in those stupid ropes of yours
AA: that would be more than a little alarming dont you think
AA: anyway youre completely off base
AA: im a couple yards away from you not right underneath
AA: i wouldnt want to be there when you finally extract yourself haha
CG: HA HA HA FUCK YOU.
CG: THERE'S ENOUGH STUPIDITY IN MY EXISTENCE WITHOUT A DERANGED KLEPTOMANIAC HANGING AROUND HERE.
CG: DON'T YOU HAVE SOME ANCIENT WATERLOGGED CITY TO GO DROWN IN? THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS GODDAMN FOREST EXCEPT SUFFERING AND UNCHARACTERISTICALLY HARD GROUND FOR THE CLIMATE.
AA: haha im always so amazed at how you can text in the positions youre in
AA: have you considered maybe becoming a contortionist
AA: youve got the flexibility thing down already
CG: I SEE THAT YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED ANY MORE COMMON SENSE IN THOSE RUINS OF YOURS SINCE OUR LAST TIME. GOOD TO KNOW, THANKS FOR DROPPING BY TO TELL ME.
CG: NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND (HINT: I'M GOING TO DO IT WHETHER YOU MIND OR NOT) I'M GOING TO STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS MONUMENTAL DISPLAY OF IDIOCY AND WORK ON NOT DANGLING HERE LIKE A HUNK OF MEAT LEFT OUT FOR SOME PARTICULARLY BRAINDEAD FAUNA.
CG: SINCE YOU CONTINUE TO INSIST ON STANDING AROUND HERE I'LL JUST SHOUT AT YOU IF THE SUDDEN OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMIT CONVERSATIONAL MASOCHISM STRIKES ME.
CG: PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL I DO. MAYBE I CAN GET SOMETHING POSITIVE OUT OF THIS SHITFEST.
AA: actually i think that ill just pop into your hive and wait for you there
CG: WHAT.
AA: i bet youve gotten tons of new stuff since i visited last!
AA: i cant wait to see it 0u0
CG: OH FUCK NO, YOU STAY OUT OF THERE.
CG: I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS TO COME BACK AND FIND HALF OF MY SHIT STUFFED INTO THAT HIDEOUS SATCHEL OF YOURS.
CG: DO YOU HEAR ME? BECAUSE IF YOU'VE STOPPED READING THIS I'M SHRIEKING IT TO THE HIGH HEAVENS JUST IN CASE.
-- ambulatoryAnomaly [AA] has stopped trolling contraryGrapnel [CG] --
CG: FUCK!
-- chosenAugur [CA] began trolling ambitiousGrace [AG] --
CA: hey wris, you got a minute?
CA: i need to ask you for a favor.
AG: 1 don't th1nk so!
AG: 1've got better th1ngs to do than help your wh1ny ass. L1ke clean all the zomb1e blood off my cha1nsaw. !)
CA: oh cmon dont be that way. iwe newer asked you for something before now, hawe i?
CA: besides, its not ewen really for me.
AG: Ugh, 1s 1t the vo1ces aga1n? 1 don't want to hear you b1tch on and on about how much your blood sucks!
AG: 1 know that not everyone can be as lucky as me, but 1t gets pretty damn annoy1ng after the f1rst t1me.
CA: look, im destined for greatness. the fucking woices may be shit with ewrything else, but theywre always said that im going to break out of this fucking shit caste.
CA: and you can bet that when i ascend to my rightful place youre not going to be seeing any mercy from me.
AG: Yeah, yeah, whatever. 1t's always the same sh1t w1th you, Ampora, do you real1ze that? You could wr1te down everyth1ng you say and keep copy1ng and past1ng 1t and 1t'd be the same as actually talk1ng w1th you.
AG: So! To try and keep myself from fall1ng asleep here 1 guess 1'll be grac1ous and ask what exactly you need me to do.
AG: You're welcome.
CA: yeah im really fucking honored. anyway, its nothing difficult. therere these ruins buried out in the desert that have some shit in them that i need for whatewer it is the dead want built.
CA: i need you to go get it for me because no one else is a huge freak who can trawel out in the sun.
AG: Sounds l1ke somebody's pretty jealous! Don't worry, you're 1n good company. !)
AG: 1 guess that maybe 1 could head out 1n the general d1rect1on of your dumb ru1ns. How dangerous would you say 1t 1s around them?
CA: i dont know, pretty fucking dangerous? this isnt the kind of shit i ask them, wris.
CA: theres probably enough zombies to keep you happy. so will you stop being such a bitch for fiwe seconds and do it?
AG: F1ne, f1ne. But 1'm only do1ng 1t because 1 know that 1f 1 don't you won't leave me alone unt1l 1 drop dead from all your bother1ng!
AG: Don't th1nk 1 haven't heard about how you hassle Pe1xes and Captor. 1'm not go1ng to be as stup1d as them.
CA: its not hassling its keeping tabs on the people whore helping me shut up these fucking blabbermouth corpses.
CA: besides fef lowes talking with me iwe got no idea what youre talking about.
AG: You keep tell1ng yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep 1n the morn1ng!
CA: wery funny. i dont hawe to take this kind of shit from you; iwe got better things to do than let you bludgeon me with your owersized ego.
CA: just get the shit and keep your opinions to yourself.
-- chosenAugur [CA] has stopped trolling ambitiousGrace [AG] --
-- troublesContained [TC] began trolling turbulentAmaurosis [TA] --
TC: hEeEeEeEey my technologically gifted friend, could i bother you for a second or two?
TC: got some questions that you could probably answer for me.
TA: do ii really have any choiice in the matter?
TA: we both know youre goiing two keep hara22iing me untiil ii an2wer whatever a2iiniine que2tiion2 youve got
TC: yeah, you know me way too well. good thing or i'd have to spend all that time poking you til you came around!
TC: anyway, i was wondering about doing something to help tavros get out of his hive for something besides feeding the hoofbeasts and shit.
TA: oh for fuck2 2ake
TA: weve been through thii2 before gamzee, iim a hacker not a mechaniic
TA: even iif ii wanted two do 2omethiing to help hiim ii wouldnt know where two 2tart
TA: and iid really appreciiate iit iif youd 2top a2kiing me the 2ame thiing week after week; iive got enough people botheriing me wiith 2hiit that ii can actually do 2omethiing about that ii dont need you 2mackiing me over the head wiith hopele22 cau2e2
TA: got iit?
TC: whOoOoOoOoa, there's no need to get testy with me. i just figured that maybe you'd found somebody who could fix him up since last time.
TC: can't hurt to ask again, right? nothing's going to happen if i don't keep trying.
TA: ...ii gue22
TA: ii ju2t really cant thiink of anythiing that ii or anyone we know could do for hiim, e2peciially iif he2 not wiilliing to help hiim2elf
TA: mo2t of my tiime2 taken up wiith eriidan2 and feferii2 2tupiid a22 ruiin codiing, anyway
TA: every tiime ii turn my back on them two do 2omethiing ii actually enjoy theyre shoviing 2iix new tablet2 at me
TA: iim about ready to block them both for good, ii dont care how much feferii put2 up wiith me
TA: ii havent even been flarpiing iin god know2 how long
TC: sounds pretty harsh, man. it's pretty hard having so much pressure on you.
TC: but you're a smart guy! i bet you'll give em the slip and go slice up those other gamers soon enough.
TA: ii doubt iit, but well see what happen2
TA: ju2t
TA: plea2e 2top a2kiing me about tavros, ok?
TA: iim pretty much at the end of my pathetiic bull2hiit tolerance levels
TC: sure thing. i'll find somebody else to put some feelers out. you go on and kick that coding's ass, man.
TA: whatever
TA: ii wi2h kanaya had never told you about eatiing 2opor 2liime, iit make2 you weiird a2 fuck
-- turbulentAmaurosis [TA] has stopped trolling troublesContained [TC] --
-- cheerfulCatastrophe [CC] began trolling classicalTyrant [CT] --
CC: )(ail t0 0ur future emp0r0r, )(ee)(ee!
CC: )(0w're t)(ings under t)(e 0cean? Still g0ing...swimmingly? 3B)
CT: ---E You continue to disregard your position as the scum of the hemospectrum, I see
CT: ---E I do believe that I ordered you not to contact me in the future
CC: Y0u did! But unf0rtunately f0r y0u t)(at wasn't in t)(e cards.
CC: Nepeta d0es a great j0b 0f keeping y0u t0lerable, but y0u can't just talk wit)( )(er! Pers0nally I t)(ink t)(e m0re pe0ple nagging y0u t)(e better.
CC: Y0u've g0t suc)( an imp0rtant destiny, after all. I d0n't t)(ink being a traditi0nalist is g0ing t0 serve y0u well w)(en you face it!
CT: ---E How dare you attempt to tell me how I should behave
CT: ---E Particularly in regard to my ascension to the throne
CT: ---E Bad enough that Nepeta and Kanaya seem to feel that questioning my policy decisions are appropriate
CT: ---E But for a mustardblood to waltz in and take their side
CT: ---E Unacceptable
CT: ---E I won't stand for this
CT: ---E Your insolence will not go unpunished
CC: 0)(, I t)(ink t)(at it will!
CC: Y0u )(aven't culled anybody yet f0r all y0ur blustery talk. In fact, I t)(ink t)(at y0u're getting danger0usly cl0se t0 being considerate!
CC: Careful, 0r pe0ple mig)(t start liking y0u! )(ee)(ee.
CT: ---E Likable
CT: ---E I am the Heir Apparent to the entire Alternian Empire, and I intend to rule it with the same iron fist my illustrious ancestors have used
CT: ---E The fact that I've chosen to wait until my coronation is assured before exercising my privileges as the highest on the hemospectrum is none of your business
CT: ---E And it certainly does nothing to diminish my terrifying reputation
CT: ---E You'd do well to remember that
CC: I )(aven't f0rg0tten, d0n't worry. It's just not g0ing t0 be very imp0rtant s00n en0ug)(.
CC: But y0u'd know all ab0ut t)(at, w0uldn't you? 0r )(ave y0u been 0verfeeding )(er still?
CT: ---E That's enough
CT: ---E You'll stop speaking at this moment, I command it
CC: Equius, y0u really need t0 listen t0 w)(at s)(e's trying t0 tell y0u! It's incredibly imp0rtant.
CC: T)(at's w)(y I'm talking wit)( y0u rig)(t n0w, t0 try and c0nvince y0u t0 let )(er speak. W)(at s)(e's g0t t0 say is imperative t0 0ur survival!
CT: ---E I'm finished here
CT: ---E You will cease communication with me, particularly attempting to tell me how I should care for my lusus
CT: ---E Attempt to cross this edict and I'll have you culled, meddlesome women in my life be darned
CT: ---E Consider this your final warning
-- classicalTyrant [CT] has stopped trolling cheerfulCatastrophe [CC] --
CC: ...drat. 3:(
AC: (V)!_!(V) < tavros? tavros are you there?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < hey! you should know 6etter than to ignore me 6y now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < im not going away until you say hi
AT: hi,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < haha there we go! was that so inclawsi6ly hard to do?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < i almost thought that id have to walk all the way to your hive for some conversation!
AT: i wouldnt, uhh, have done that, if i were you,
AT: id make, without a doubt, a really horrible host,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < thats just silly
AC: (V)!_!(V) < if youd come out of your hive or clawsi6ly let some6ody in for once i think youd 6e the 6est host ever
AC: (V)!_!(V) < 6ut im not going to have this argument again! at least not right now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < howre you today?
AT: all things considered, i guess im pretty good,
AT: not much, uh, really changes around here, so its hard to be anything else,
AT: i did, however, see a new hoofbeast, at the feeding post,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < thats wonderful! i bet hes really happy to have found it
AT: i really hope so,
AT: im trying a new feed mix, in the hopes that, uhh, it can be a little more nutritious to them, as well as tasty,
AT: although while mixing it up, i broke a few more things, }:(
AC: (V)!_!(V) < awww im sorry tavros
AC: (V)!_!(V) < you should let gamzee know im sure hell be happy to get you some new ones
AT: uhhh,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < tavrooooos!
AC: (V)!_!(V) < i cant 6elieve the dedicrustacean youre showing in avoiding him! its 6een practically forever and hes your 6est friend!
AT: i know, but,
AT: i would still really rather, not speak with him, if its at all possible,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < uggggh
AC: (V)!_!(V) < ok fine ill ask him, but this is the last time ok?
AC: (V)!_!(V) < you guys seriously need to get 6ack to 6eing friends
AT: yeah,
AT: and, thank you so much, nepeta,
AT: i dont know what id do without you,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < its no trouble! youre my friend and this is what friends do for each other
AT: yeah, that is definitely, a very friendly thing to be doing,
AT: which is exactly what we are,
AT: friends, i mean,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < anyway i think ive got to go now
AC: (V)!_!(V) < cra6daddys getting anxious over something outside
AC: (V)!_!(V) < ill talk with you later ok?
AT: uhhh, ok,
AC: (V)!_!(V) < and dont make me 6ug you so much next time! you can start our talks too you know
AC: (V)!_!(V) < anyway see you later
-- apocryphalCrustacean [AC] has stopped trolling apologeticTragedy [AT] --
-- gentleArbiter [GA] began trolling giftedCastigator [GC] --
GA: Terezi Was That Really Necessary
GA: I Understand That You Seem To Believe That Our Relationship Requires You To Make Gifts Of Everything You Find Interesting
GA: And I Do Appreciate The Thought Behind It
GA: But I Dont Know What You Expect Me To Do With The Corpse Of A Rustblooded Troll
GA: Beyond Hose His Blood Off My Doorstep I Suppose
GC: w3 do th1s 3v3ry t1m3 W3 DO TH1S 3V3RY T1M3
GC: 1m g1v1ng you mor3 colors to pl4y dr3ssup with 1M G1V1NG YOU MOR3 COLORS TO PL4Y DR3SSUP W1TH
GC: you should b3 th4nkful for th3 g1ft b3for3 your judg3m3nt 4rr1v3s YOU SHOULD B3 TH4NKFUL FOR TH3 G1FT B3FOR3 YOUR JUDG3M3NT 4RR1V3S
GA: Judgement
GA: No
GA: Weve Talked About This There Will Be No Punishing Of Anyone
GA: Your Evidence As You So Fondly Refer To It Is Meaningless And Id Really Appreciate It If Youd Focus On Less Bloodthirsty Endeavors
GA: Although I Understand This Is Atypical Of Our Race Someone Has To Start Somewhere
GC: your op1n1on h4s b33n 3nt3r3d 1nto th3 court r3cords YOUR OP1N1ON H4S B33N 3NT3R3D TH3 COURT R3CORDS
GC: on3 mor3 d3l1c1ous puzzl3 p13c3 to the p1ctur3 of your 1nd1ctm3nt ON3 MOR3 D3L1C1OUS PUZZL3 P13C3 TO THE P1CTUR3 OF YOUR 1ND1CTM3NT
GC: your3 4 wond3rful mo1r41l k4n4y4 but your3 just so 34sy to ch4rg3 YOUR3 4 WOND3RFUL MO1R41L K4N4Y4 BUT YOUR3 JUST SO 34SY TO CH4RG3
GA: Thank You For The Compliment I Suppose
GA: I Can See That As Usual This Conversation Is Quickly Veering Into The Territory Which Makes My Thinkpan Ache Uncomfortably So Ill Just Repeat My Initial Entreaty
GA: No More Corpses On My Hives Steps
GA: Please
GA: If You Must Gift Me Bloody Carcasses Throw Them Into The Ocean Where They May Do Us All Some Good
GC: h3h3h3h3 wh4t3v3r you s4y H3H3H3H3 WH4T3V3R YOU S4Y
GC: th1ngs w1ll b4l4nc3 1n th3 3nd TH1NGS W1LL B4L4NC3 1N TH3 3ND
GC: 1 can b3 p4t13nt unt1l th3n 1 C4N B3 P4T13NT UNT1L TH3N
GA: Thank You
GA: Ill Speak With You Later After Ive Disposed Of The Corpse
GA: Try Not To Gut Anyone In The Interim Please
GC: sur3 th1ng SUR3 TH1NG
GC: 1v3 got som3 n3cksn4pp1ng th4ts w4y ov3rdu3 4nyw4y 1V3 GOT SOM3 N3CKSN4PP1NG TH4TS W4Y OV3RDU3 4NYW4Y
GC: >:)
GA: Ugh
-- gentleArbiter [GA] has stopped trolling giftedCastigator [GC] --
-- contraryGrapnel [CG] began trolling ambulatoryAnomaly [AA] --
CG: YOU'RE RIGHT UNDERNEATH ME, AREN'T YOU.
AA: what makes you say that
CG: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY I'D SAY THAT.
CG: EVERY TIME MY HIVE DECIDES TO MAKE MY LIFE EVEN MORE OF A SWIRLING CAULDRON OF FUCK THAN USUAL YOU'RE AROUND SOMEWHERE, GIGGLING AT ME LIKE A MANIAC.
CG: I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW A PATTERN WHEN I SEE ONE.
CG: SO.
CG: YOU'RE UNDERNEATH ME RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU.
AA: dont be silly karkat i dont always show up when you get tangled in those stupid ropes of yours
AA: that would be more than a little alarming dont you think
AA: anyway youre completely off base
AA: im a couple yards away from you not right underneath
AA: i wouldnt want to be there when you finally extract yourself haha
CG: HA HA HA FUCK YOU.
CG: THERE'S ENOUGH STUPIDITY IN MY EXISTENCE WITHOUT A DERANGED KLEPTOMANIAC HANGING AROUND HERE.
CG: DON'T YOU HAVE SOME ANCIENT WATERLOGGED CITY TO GO DROWN IN? THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS GODDAMN FOREST EXCEPT SUFFERING AND UNCHARACTERISTICALLY HARD GROUND FOR THE CLIMATE.
AA: haha im always so amazed at how you can text in the positions youre in
AA: have you considered maybe becoming a contortionist
AA: youve got the flexibility thing down already
CG: I SEE THAT YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED ANY MORE COMMON SENSE IN THOSE RUINS OF YOURS SINCE OUR LAST TIME. GOOD TO KNOW, THANKS FOR DROPPING BY TO TELL ME.
CG: NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND (HINT: I'M GOING TO DO IT WHETHER YOU MIND OR NOT) I'M GOING TO STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS MONUMENTAL DISPLAY OF IDIOCY AND WORK ON NOT DANGLING HERE LIKE A HUNK OF MEAT LEFT OUT FOR SOME PARTICULARLY BRAINDEAD FAUNA.
CG: SINCE YOU CONTINUE TO INSIST ON STANDING AROUND HERE I'LL JUST SHOUT AT YOU IF THE SUDDEN OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMIT CONVERSATIONAL MASOCHISM STRIKES ME.
CG: PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL I DO. MAYBE I CAN GET SOMETHING POSITIVE OUT OF THIS SHITFEST.
AA: actually i think that ill just pop into your hive and wait for you there
CG: WHAT.
AA: i bet youve gotten tons of new stuff since i visited last!
AA: i cant wait to see it 0u0
CG: OH FUCK NO, YOU STAY OUT OF THERE.
CG: I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS TO COME BACK AND FIND HALF OF MY SHIT STUFFED INTO THAT HIDEOUS SATCHEL OF YOURS.
CG: DO YOU HEAR ME? BECAUSE IF YOU'VE STOPPED READING THIS I'M SHRIEKING IT TO THE HIGH HEAVENS JUST IN CASE.
-- ambulatoryAnomaly [AA] has stopped trolling contraryGrapnel [CG] --
CG: FUCK!
-- chosenAugur [CA] began trolling ambitiousGrace [AG] --
CA: hey wris, you got a minute?
CA: i need to ask you for a favor.
AG: 1 don't th1nk so!
AG: 1've got better th1ngs to do than help your wh1ny ass. L1ke clean all the zomb1e blood off my cha1nsaw. !)
CA: oh cmon dont be that way. iwe newer asked you for something before now, hawe i?
CA: besides, its not ewen really for me.
AG: Ugh, 1s 1t the vo1ces aga1n? 1 don't want to hear you b1tch on and on about how much your blood sucks!
AG: 1 know that not everyone can be as lucky as me, but 1t gets pretty damn annoy1ng after the f1rst t1me.
CA: look, im destined for greatness. the fucking woices may be shit with ewrything else, but theywre always said that im going to break out of this fucking shit caste.
CA: and you can bet that when i ascend to my rightful place youre not going to be seeing any mercy from me.
AG: Yeah, yeah, whatever. 1t's always the same sh1t w1th you, Ampora, do you real1ze that? You could wr1te down everyth1ng you say and keep copy1ng and past1ng 1t and 1t'd be the same as actually talk1ng w1th you.
AG: So! To try and keep myself from fall1ng asleep here 1 guess 1'll be grac1ous and ask what exactly you need me to do.
AG: You're welcome.
CA: yeah im really fucking honored. anyway, its nothing difficult. therere these ruins buried out in the desert that have some shit in them that i need for whatewer it is the dead want built.
CA: i need you to go get it for me because no one else is a huge freak who can trawel out in the sun.
AG: Sounds l1ke somebody's pretty jealous! Don't worry, you're 1n good company. !)
AG: 1 guess that maybe 1 could head out 1n the general d1rect1on of your dumb ru1ns. How dangerous would you say 1t 1s around them?
CA: i dont know, pretty fucking dangerous? this isnt the kind of shit i ask them, wris.
CA: theres probably enough zombies to keep you happy. so will you stop being such a bitch for fiwe seconds and do it?
AG: F1ne, f1ne. But 1'm only do1ng 1t because 1 know that 1f 1 don't you won't leave me alone unt1l 1 drop dead from all your bother1ng!
AG: Don't th1nk 1 haven't heard about how you hassle Pe1xes and Captor. 1'm not go1ng to be as stup1d as them.
CA: its not hassling its keeping tabs on the people whore helping me shut up these fucking blabbermouth corpses.
CA: besides fef lowes talking with me iwe got no idea what youre talking about.
AG: You keep tell1ng yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep 1n the morn1ng!
CA: wery funny. i dont hawe to take this kind of shit from you; iwe got better things to do than let you bludgeon me with your owersized ego.
CA: just get the shit and keep your opinions to yourself.
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-- troublesContained [TC] began trolling turbulentAmaurosis [TA] --
TC: hEeEeEeEey my technologically gifted friend, could i bother you for a second or two?
TC: got some questions that you could probably answer for me.
TA: do ii really have any choiice in the matter?
TA: we both know youre goiing two keep hara22iing me untiil ii an2wer whatever a2iiniine que2tiion2 youve got
TC: yeah, you know me way too well. good thing or i'd have to spend all that time poking you til you came around!
TC: anyway, i was wondering about doing something to help tavros get out of his hive for something besides feeding the hoofbeasts and shit.
TA: oh for fuck2 2ake
TA: weve been through thii2 before gamzee, iim a hacker not a mechaniic
TA: even iif ii wanted two do 2omethiing to help hiim ii wouldnt know where two 2tart
TA: and iid really appreciiate iit iif youd 2top a2kiing me the 2ame thiing week after week; iive got enough people botheriing me wiith 2hiit that ii can actually do 2omethiing about that ii dont need you 2mackiing me over the head wiith hopele22 cau2e2
TA: got iit?
TC: whOoOoOoOoa, there's no need to get testy with me. i just figured that maybe you'd found somebody who could fix him up since last time.
TC: can't hurt to ask again, right? nothing's going to happen if i don't keep trying.
TA: ...ii gue22
TA: ii ju2t really cant thiink of anythiing that ii or anyone we know could do for hiim, e2peciially iif he2 not wiilliing to help hiim2elf
TA: mo2t of my tiime2 taken up wiith eriidan2 and feferii2 2tupiid a22 ruiin codiing, anyway
TA: every tiime ii turn my back on them two do 2omethiing ii actually enjoy theyre shoviing 2iix new tablet2 at me
TA: iim about ready to block them both for good, ii dont care how much feferii put2 up wiith me
TA: ii havent even been flarpiing iin god know2 how long
TC: sounds pretty harsh, man. it's pretty hard having so much pressure on you.
TC: but you're a smart guy! i bet you'll give em the slip and go slice up those other gamers soon enough.
TA: ii doubt iit, but well see what happen2
TA: ju2t
TA: plea2e 2top a2kiing me about tavros, ok?
TA: iim pretty much at the end of my pathetiic bull2hiit tolerance levels
TC: sure thing. i'll find somebody else to put some feelers out. you go on and kick that coding's ass, man.
TA: whatever
TA: ii wi2h kanaya had never told you about eatiing 2opor 2liime, iit make2 you weiird a2 fuck
-- turbulentAmaurosis [TA] has stopped trolling troublesContained [TC] --
-- cheerfulCatastrophe [CC] began trolling classicalTyrant [CT] --
CC: )(ail t0 0ur future emp0r0r, )(ee)(ee!
CC: )(0w're t)(ings under t)(e 0cean? Still g0ing...swimmingly? 3B)
CT: ---E You continue to disregard your position as the scum of the hemospectrum, I see
CT: ---E I do believe that I ordered you not to contact me in the future
CC: Y0u did! But unf0rtunately f0r y0u t)(at wasn't in t)(e cards.
CC: Nepeta d0es a great j0b 0f keeping y0u t0lerable, but y0u can't just talk wit)( )(er! Pers0nally I t)(ink t)(e m0re pe0ple nagging y0u t)(e better.
CC: Y0u've g0t suc)( an imp0rtant destiny, after all. I d0n't t)(ink being a traditi0nalist is g0ing t0 serve y0u well w)(en you face it!
CT: ---E How dare you attempt to tell me how I should behave
CT: ---E Particularly in regard to my ascension to the throne
CT: ---E Bad enough that Nepeta and Kanaya seem to feel that questioning my policy decisions are appropriate
CT: ---E But for a mustardblood to waltz in and take their side
CT: ---E Unacceptable
CT: ---E I won't stand for this
CT: ---E Your insolence will not go unpunished
CC: 0)(, I t)(ink t)(at it will!
CC: Y0u )(aven't culled anybody yet f0r all y0ur blustery talk. In fact, I t)(ink t)(at y0u're getting danger0usly cl0se t0 being considerate!
CC: Careful, 0r pe0ple mig)(t start liking y0u! )(ee)(ee.
CT: ---E Likable
CT: ---E I am the Heir Apparent to the entire Alternian Empire, and I intend to rule it with the same iron fist my illustrious ancestors have used
CT: ---E The fact that I've chosen to wait until my coronation is assured before exercising my privileges as the highest on the hemospectrum is none of your business
CT: ---E And it certainly does nothing to diminish my terrifying reputation
CT: ---E You'd do well to remember that
CC: I )(aven't f0rg0tten, d0n't worry. It's just not g0ing t0 be very imp0rtant s00n en0ug)(.
CC: But y0u'd know all ab0ut t)(at, w0uldn't you? 0r )(ave y0u been 0verfeeding )(er still?
CT: ---E That's enough
CT: ---E You'll stop speaking at this moment, I command it
CC: Equius, y0u really need t0 listen t0 w)(at s)(e's trying t0 tell y0u! It's incredibly imp0rtant.
CC: T)(at's w)(y I'm talking wit)( y0u rig)(t n0w, t0 try and c0nvince y0u t0 let )(er speak. W)(at s)(e's g0t t0 say is imperative t0 0ur survival!
CT: ---E I'm finished here
CT: ---E You will cease communication with me, particularly attempting to tell me how I should care for my lusus
CT: ---E Attempt to cross this edict and I'll have you culled, meddlesome women in my life be darned
CT: ---E Consider this your final warning
-- classicalTyrant [CT] has stopped trolling cheerfulCatastrophe [CC] --
CC: ...drat. 3:(