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ORLANDO!
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Palm trees MOFO.
WOOHOO! Apartment 106 gets all the dicks!
Space has become an issue --that is-- OUTER SPACE! Not apartment space. We're very comfortable!
This is the living room, but with me residing here it's more like the FUCKING ROOM, because I fuck A LOT. Hey-ohhhh!
More like the fag room.
Woohoo! Our first lan party.
This is the kitchen. OUR BITCHING KITCHEN! And when I say "bitching" I don't mean awesome.. I mean that's where my bitchy sluts cook. HEY-OHHHH!
Hallway to our fuck pads. Already smells like pussy and semen. HEY-OHHHHHHH!!
Desirable fuck pad #1... a.k.a. my room.
Desirable fuck pad #2.. a.k.a. guest bedroom.
My bathroom with dolphin shower curtains. You may be wondering, why get something as gay as dolphins, Jake? Well, my friend, dolphins are the only other species that fuck for pleasure. THEY GET IT ON, AND SO DO I! HEY-OHHHHHHH!!!
A going away present. I was excited to try out some recipes... until I read the rest of the title. :(
This has nothing to do with the apartment. It's just an epic picture from my previous trip to the Buffalo. Taken in mid-air 20 feet off the water, the 3 boys express 3 completely different emotions. Starting with the handsome gentlemen closest to the camera, he elicits an air of deep concentration. The gentlemen in the middle elicits an extremely scared look on his face. ANd the faggy gentlemen on the end looks mentally handicapped.