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Check this out:
(STRIPPER WALKS IN FRONT OF ME)
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: WHAT?!?
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: MY KID NEEDS 3 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH. I HAVE 2, RIGHT NOW.
ME: GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR NOTHING?
STRIPPER: IT'S FOR MY KID.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
ME: NO IT ISN'T.
(STRIPPER WALKS AWAY)
WOW.
I only spend dollars on friends, people in need, or a fair trade.
Especially, at strip clubs.
Seriously...
I get sex for free.
So why would I even buy a dance?
...much less give money away to strippers I don't know.
Besides...
I bet she makes a mint compared to me.
haha.
(STRIPPER WALKS IN FRONT OF ME)
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: WHAT?!?
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: MY KID NEEDS 3 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH. I HAVE 2, RIGHT NOW.
ME: GIVE YOU A DOLLAR FOR NOTHING?
STRIPPER: IT'S FOR MY KID.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
ME: NO.
STRIPPER: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
ME: NO IT ISN'T.
(STRIPPER WALKS AWAY)
WOW.
I only spend dollars on friends, people in need, or a fair trade.
Especially, at strip clubs.
Seriously...
I get sex for free.
So why would I even buy a dance?
...much less give money away to strippers I don't know.
Besides...
I bet she makes a mint compared to me.
haha.