[Voice] 003

[faithfullyslain]

[loud crash as Faith drop-kicks a desk into the wall]

All right, I get it. I'm not the only one. But who the hell's gone and taken my knife? Because it's gone. Again. And I've been through hell and a freaking handbasket to get it back the first time.

If this is your idea of a joke, I'm really not finding the funny.

(OOC: Backlogged to before

Comments

[ihasastarforge]

A knife?

[faithfullyslain]

Sure. Sharp. Pointy. Bit on the ornamental side if you need to think on it like that.

Means something to me.

[ihasastarforge]

Interesting. I didn't think people used knives anymore, not with vibroblades being everywhere.

[faithfullyslain]

...

Well I've no idea where you're from, babe, but to me that just sounds like a pretty kinky sex toy.

And like I said. Ornamental, but it does me fine in tight quarters, y'know?

[ihasastarforge]

That'd be one hell of a kink. A vibroblade is bladed weapon that uses ultrasonic vibrations to slice through things more effectively.

...Vibrostaves, though...

[faithfullyslain]

Sounds effective. See you've had experience with both?

[voice; amused]

[ihasastarforge]

A vibroblade isn't quite as effective as a lightsaber, cortosis weave or no.

As far as a vibrostaff goes, I suppose if they made one that didn't end in a long razor thin edge...

Re: [voice; amused]

[faithfullyslain]

[winces]

Now hell if that's not an awe-inspiring bad mental image.

I take it you've done much in the ways of ass-kicking?

[voice; calm] [private: faith] [impossible to hack]

[ihasastarforge]

I was the general of the Galactic Republic during the Mandalorian Wars, and I personally killed Mandalore, a man that many considered to be the galaxy's greatest warrior.

Re: [voice; calm] [private: faith] [impossible to hack]

[faithfullyslain]

...All right, call me Little Miss Black and White, but does that make you one of the good guys or the bad?

[voice; calm] [private: faith] [impossible to hack]

[ihasastarforge]

I was the victor.

But if it soothes your conscience, Mandalore was the leader of the Mandalorians, a warrior race that decided to start invading and trying to conquer the rest of the galaxy.