Right, so. Assuming I've set this up correctly, you can leave a message here and this device will record it so that I can play it back when I return. So please, feel free to do so after the, er. Beep.
"You, sir, are no gentleman, and I can assure you that no article of my clothing has ever or will ever mingle with yours. And you can take your belt and...and...and stuff it!"
"You self-absorbed freak! How the fuck do you think I was even remotely hitting on you!? I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off and you choke on it and die!"
Wacky Phone day January 2011heromaniacJanuary 8 2011, 03:45:49 UTC
Momoko was returning Jaime's call. Or so she thought. Which explained the utterly false chirpy tone.
"We're just friends; who said I wanted to go out with you? You're totally being silly again. And I don't have a look-alike, do I? Who is it? I totally need to meet her."
"Not that it's any of your business, but I don't have an intended. And if I did, I bet he would approve of sexy photography. Most guys I know do. This isn't a Puritanical society, last I checked."
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"Sure! I love laser tag. Do you think they'll let me modify the guns?"
...it was possible Tony didn't realize that was a date and not meant for him.
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Rilla was decidedly annoyed in her message:
"You, sir, are no gentleman, and I can assure you that no article of my clothing has ever or will ever mingle with yours. And you can take your belt and...and...and stuff it!"
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"You self-absorbed freak! How the fuck do you think I was even remotely hitting on you!? I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off and you choke on it and die!"
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"We're just friends; who said I wanted to go out with you? You're totally being silly again. And I don't have a look-alike, do I? Who is it? I totally need to meet her."
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"Not that it's any of your business, but I don't have an intended. And if I did, I bet he would approve of sexy photography. Most guys I know do. This isn't a Puritanical society, last I checked."
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