Dec 04, 2005 01:17
dedicated to the love of my life... but not really... cuz she's a big ol' lezbo and i'm not:
Hit Me Baby One More Time a la Faith
oh brunner brunner how was i supposed to know... that something wasn't right... oh brunner brunner i guess i should let you know... that i'm carrying your baby. abort me cuz i dont want a baby, tell me katie can you be a daddy for my fetus!
the condom broke inside of me, KATIE... and now my tum, is killing me. killing me... one night of passion - now i dont bleed... i think it's a siiiiiign... abort me baby one more time.
oh Brunner Brunner, the reason i'm fat is you. girl you've got me bloated. oh your large penis, was all up in my pooooooooon. that's not the way i planned it. show me how you will abort me, tell me baby cuz i need to know now just because.
my period stoped, now i dont bleed. i must confess: my swolen breasts are killing me... the thing's inside me i'm losing my mind. i think it's a siiiiiiign - don't hit me baby one more time.