Nov 13, 2004 22:54
At first I thought the Lobotomy Fairy crept into my chambers the other night....But today my throat feels like an aspirin bottle jammed with extra cotton and my nose is mass producing some kind of acidic jelly. Ahhh t'is allergy season. I foresee self righteous anti-smokers grinning smugly. Home remedy enthusiasts babbling endless praises of the domesticated chicken. Pavlovian Hypochondriacs fueled with images of catching the plague run at my slight cough to get vaccinated for the flu.
But before any of that starts.....Here's some advice for you all.....SHUT UP!!! In two and a half days I'll be miserable enough without the help of common man's "medical expertise" giving me a headache to match.
Favorites:
>>Animal: Monkey
>>Soda: Mountain Dew
>>Drink: dont drink
>>Shoe Brand: Macbeth
>>Band: Seamless
>>Person: Allison
>>Store: Flip-side
>>Gadget: CD player
>>Color: Green
>>Cartoon: Family Guy
>>Type of food: Cake
>>Restaurant: Blue Onion
>>Commercial: none really
>>Actor: Will Farrell
>>Actress: Denise Richards
>>State: Happiness
>>Thing to do: Think
>>Movie: ELF!!!!!
About me:
>>Hair color: Red
>>Long, short or medium hair: medium
>>Cut it recently: 2 weeks ago
>>Eye color: blue green or gray depending
>>Contacts: nope
>>Body type: does skinny count?
>>Shoe size: big 12
>>Braces: nope
>>Glasses: nuh uh
>>Freckles: yup
>>Labeled: Thunder Dan
>>GPA: 4.0 in high school
>>Siblings? How many? Brother or sisters? yeah a sister
>>Pets? Fish and a Shark
>>Best Friends: i just have a lot of good friends
>>Season: duck
>>Holiday: chistmas
Do you like:
>>The state you live in? yeah confusion.....
>>Where you live? not so much
>>Your parents? now and then
>>Your siblings? Yup
>>Yourself? Yes. I would clone myself.
>>Summer? sure why not
Are you:
>>16 or over? yeah
>>Mature for your age? Nope but I am fighting it.
>>Self-motivated? depends on if I feel like it.
>>On a diet? not even
>>Obsessed with something or someone? If so, what/who is it? Breathing...Just can't stop....i even do it in my sleep
>>Tall? nope
>>Short? nope
>>Skinny? more so than most
>>Over-weight? nope
>>Planning to be someone to change something about the world? Nah! Someone will just screw it up after we die and hold our generation accountable.
If you could change anything about ("HER") what would it be?
>>her personality: No! its what made me fall in love with you
>>her body: nope
>>her family: wish your parents wouldn't care about us being together
>>City: we live close to eachother so its all good
If you could send a message to the world what would it be? Everyone needs to see elf
If you were given an whole hour to spend your life the way you please, before you die, where would you be, and how would you spend it? Who needs to wait? I do what I want now.
If you were given 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? Buy a modest house and have a trust fund...so long school!
In your spare time you... watch films, read, play video games, dance, run, golf, sleep.
What was the name of that elementry school teacher that you totally dispised: Mrs Cindy
What grade were you in: Pre-K
What did he/she do to gain your hate for them: She made us churn butter for her and her family (figuratively), pulled our ears, made us lay motionless on itchy carpet remnants, but if we made no noise in the bathroom she gave us a gumdrop.
Have you:
>>Been in a fight? If yes, did you kick butt? Mostly verbal Does anyone
>Wished you were someone else? not realy
>>Wished you were famous? why would I want that?
>>Met a celebrity? im assuming i dont count
>>Been to a concert? If so, what was it? seamless and starcrossed and like a lot of those kind of shows
>>Been out of the state? Yup
>>Been out of the country? Yeah
>>Been in love? more than once
>>Taken a walk in the rain by yourself? I live in McAllen...do the math.
>>Wished you were dead? No
>>Thought about commiting suicide? You must have me mistaken for J-Ho
>>Tried drugs? my uncle gave me a ciggaret when i was 1
>>Cursed at a teacher? Definately
>>Said "I love you" and truly meant it in the past month? To the one that makes me jump for joy and thank god i was a guy