The Bailout Mascot

Aug 03, 2009 00:37

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation,halts production,destroys the next generation,protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed....Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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