Dear Mom Nature,
I enjoy snow. No, really! It's pretty, and it's fun to play in.
However, this whole "only dropping enough snow to be obnoxious, and only in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK," thing is getting a little old.
Instead of giving us snow in bits and pieces when people are trying to be places, why don't you just drop one nice big blizzard on us on a weekend and get it out of the way? That way, a minimum number of people are inconvenienced, and everything will still be all pretty.
Love,
Me
PS-This letter is in jest, of course. I would never presume to tell you how to do your job!
However, this whole "only dropping enough snow to be obnoxious, and only in the MIDDLE OF THE WEEK," thing is getting a little old.
Instead of giving us snow in bits and pieces when people are trying to be places, why don't you just drop one nice big blizzard on us on a weekend and get it out of the way? That way, a minimum number of people are inconvenienced, and everything will still be all pretty.
Love,
Me
PS-This letter is in jest, of course. I would never presume to tell you how to do your job!