I was touched inappropriately this weekend...
and it wasn't even at undergreenlight's totally rockin' birthday party! (We need to hang out again soon!!)
No, in fact, I was touched inappropriately this morning, by a cat.
Elmo, the twenty pound kitten of DOOM was lying on his back in my lap, for he enjoys having his tummy pet. I was obliging him, and all of a sudden, I feel something on my left boob.
I look down, and the damn cat is doing the happy paws/milk treading thing on my boob! It was adorable, but I still felt dirty.
And that's all I have to say about that.
No, in fact, I was touched inappropriately this morning, by a cat.
Elmo, the twenty pound kitten of DOOM was lying on his back in my lap, for he enjoys having his tummy pet. I was obliging him, and all of a sudden, I feel something on my left boob.
I look down, and the damn cat is doing the happy paws/milk treading thing on my boob! It was adorable, but I still felt dirty.
And that's all I have to say about that.