My computer hates me...

Aug 26, 2006 21:41

but loves my mother.

I get home, it's logged in to Rich's desktop. I log out, and try to switch into mine. It tells me no. Twice. I restart.

Now I have no network.

Do that little "repair" thing.

No work.

Call Mom.

Mom does the "repair" thing.

It works!

I sit down.

No internet.

Mom comes back.

Internet works!

I sit down.

No internet!

Mom sits down.

Internet works!

HOLY SHIT.

I PAID FOR YOU, YOU STUPID MACHINE. I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER. YOU WILL OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

computer, mom

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