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Dear Digestive System,
That was some good work you did on Saturday. I had no idea that the soup that I had for lunch was past it's prime. You really picked up the slack there by getting rid of it quickly. You've always been there for me when I've needed you.
However, I think that it's time we started to trust our friends in the food community again. I am getting tired of Toast and would like to expand our potential relationships with other products such as Pasta, Fruit and maybe some Vegetables. While I know you always have my best interests at heart, you were in the wrong to reject even our mutual bff, Water. Deprivation from our relationship with Water has hurt us in several ways, including but not limited to missing work, missing derby practice, over-sleeping, general aches and dizziness. Please reevaluate your actions and know that I respect you and your potential to kill me at any given time.
Respectfully, Emily
That was some good work you did on Saturday. I had no idea that the soup that I had for lunch was past it's prime. You really picked up the slack there by getting rid of it quickly. You've always been there for me when I've needed you.
However, I think that it's time we started to trust our friends in the food community again. I am getting tired of Toast and would like to expand our potential relationships with other products such as Pasta, Fruit and maybe some Vegetables. While I know you always have my best interests at heart, you were in the wrong to reject even our mutual bff, Water. Deprivation from our relationship with Water has hurt us in several ways, including but not limited to missing work, missing derby practice, over-sleeping, general aches and dizziness. Please reevaluate your actions and know that I respect you and your potential to kill me at any given time.
Respectfully, Emily