Watson: What is going on?
Holmes: Wrong question.
Watson: Uhm... why are we running around with presents?
Holmes: Stupid Question. Well, then again, you look pretty stupid with that hat.
Watson: ... what hat?
Holmes: Stop asking stupid questions. You should know today is a very important day. It is Katha's birthday! Now run faster!
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Okay, this is probably totally stupid. But I hope you are having a great day anyway, my love. :D
Happy Birthday!