"Anime Characters are Freaks!"
"Law of Juvenile Omnipotence -- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst."
"Law of Understatement -- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible."
"Law of Style Coefficient -- In a situation where a 'Good Guy' may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter, and more cool in a matter of seconds."
"Law of Anime Events -- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen."
"The 100 Rules of Anime". Read it, yo. XD