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May 02, 2012 13:24

my horoscope for today
Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. Yeah so i'm using pandora cuz i'm lazy.....

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Blues Traveler- Hook

Will I have a happy life?
The Misfits- Where Eagles Dare

What do my friends really think of me?
Van Morrison- Cry For Home

Do people secretly lust after me?
James Cotton- Everything Gonna Be Alright

How can I make myself happy?
The Misfits- All Hell Breaks Loose

What should I do with my life?
The Beatles- I'll Follow the Sun

Why must life be so full of pain?
Squirrel Nut Zippers- Suits are Picking Up the Bill

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Dirks Bently- Every Mile a Memory

Will I ever have children?
Woody Harrelson and John C. Reily- Bad Jokes

Will I die happy?

Can you give me some advice?
(A couple of instructional Harmonica bits, a Mozart song and Finally) Pink Floyd - Careful with that Axe, Eugene

What do you think happiness is?
Beatles - She Loves You

What's my favorite fetish?
Marilyn Manson - Redeemer

Is there a God?
Louis Armstrong - I Got Rhythm

What is the Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
Ella Fitzgerald - Cryin' Mood

Should I trust this?
Martin Carthy & Family - Hog-Eye Man

----Actual New Questions----

What should I do next?
Count Basie - Cafe Society Blues

What is the solution to my relationship troubles?
Nic Garcia - Torn Up in the Machine

How shall I experience Magic in my life?
Flogging Molly - Swagger

Where will my current career take me?
Queen - (You're so Square) Baby, I Don't Care

Now everyone have fun and feel free to comment, even the most painful shall be allowed.
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