Recipe Review: If You Don't Mind Your Food Looking Like A Foil-Wrapped Turd... (Baked Seitan)

[fairyarmadillo]

Being a vegetarian and a girl who likes to make things hard on herself I make my own seitan. What's seitan besides the most evil sounding of all hippie foods? It's basically super glutenous wheat. Now you know.

I started out making the basic recipe from PPK and got good results the first few times I made it. Sure it looked a bit like the horta, but

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[benchilada]

Man, vegetarians.

I hate th--wait, no I don't.

I was a vegetarian for 8 years.

Also, I love you, so...you know, don't hate at least one of 'em.

[mooflyfoof]

Oh god, If You Care. I bought a roll of their parchment and it was the shittiest. I didn't even know parchment could be shitty, but there it was. The package didn't even have a metal cutter, so I had to use the cardboard container to try to get it to cut. And then the glue that held the container together came apart and I couldn't even do that.

Anyway, I'm glad the recipe turned out well for you! I still haven't made it but I'll have to give it a try with your spice combo. I've been making these seitan sausages lately, which are pretty delicious but also look like poo. They're even the same size as poo. And I made them with black beans rather than pintos, the chunks of which only heightened the effect. It's a good thing they're so delicious! Haha.

[fairyarmadillo]

Totally trying the mini-poops tonight!

[buttler]

Obligatory: Could it be ... SEITAN?