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[fairy_srsly]

[voice post]

[Crackling and static, then a pop.]

...Where...? This isn't Monroe. Is this even Louisiana?

I wonder who this thing belongs to. Can anyone hear me? Test, one, two.

[A small laugh.]

How neat! I'll be borrowing this for awhile then. Anyone mind telling me where I am? I'm late for work. And--

[Pause.]I don't remember

Comments

[dresden4hire]

This is not Louisiana at all. But bonus points for mentioning a state that's not Kansas or confusion.

[fairy_srsly]

I don't really like the Wizard of Oz, personally.

I am confused though. Tell me where I am, friend.

[dresden4hire]

You're in luck, then. I'm just the wizard of Chicago.

You're in the City. It's a nexus of dimensions and realities. Here's a guide.

[ooc: Pretend my lazy ass linked to the guide.]

[fairy_srsly]

Wizard. I don't think I've ever met one so...open. Wiccan or no?

I've been stranger places.

[dresden4hire]

Not really affiliated with any group like that. Just your garden variety wizard.

Oh, just give it a few days. Did those places have aliens?

[fairy_srsly]

You're a plant witch, then. Oh, excuse me. Wizard. Wouldn't want to emasculate you, now.

They did. Among a few other things. No curses though. Those sound fun!

[dresden4hire]

Plant wizard? No, just a regular wizard, no titles before and after that. And don't worry, sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never neuter me. Unless it's a really nasty spell.

How about fictional characters? And yeah, curses are a blast. You just keep telling yourself that.

[fairy_srsly]

It's not very easy to neuter someone with sticks and stones, either. Though it works if you sharpen your sticks well!

Fictional characters? Probably.

The curses sound exciting. You're saying there's not even a few fun ones?

[dresden4hire]

That's... thank you for that image.

Wow, so this is just a regular Thursday for you then?

Some are okay. This fog one was lame.

[fairy_srsly]

Almost a regular Thursday. I would be at the strip club if I were at home. Alas! I'll just look at this as a vacation. I needed it.

Fog one?

[dresden4hire]

That's how I'm looking at it. My archnemesis and Faerie Godmother left so it's rather nice here.

Yes, there was thick fog you couldn't see through everywhere.

[fairy_srsly]

Oh! You had a fairy godmother too? What was her name? Maybe I know her.

And gross.

[dresden4hire]

The Leanansidhe.

It was more annoying than anything else.

[fairy_srsly]

And I don't know her. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Anyway, so you're short a fairy godmother. Don't suppose you're in the market for a new one?

[dresden4hire]

What? No. Hell no. One is enough. Besides, if she came back she's be really pissed and you don't want to piss off Lea.

[fairy_srsly]

Fiiiine. I was just trying to help you out. And what makes you think that I shouldn't be pissed off either, little human man?