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[fairy_srsly]

I'm here to offer you, my dear friends, an opportunity to make a grand investment that will make the poor of you rich and the rich of you richer. I am hoping to start a lucrative business with my partner, the likes of which the above-ground of this City has yet to see.

Have I piqued your curiosity?

Comments

[charmedillusion]

Oh, definitely piqued. You've managed to form a business plan and meet Anita all in the week of your arrival - that deserves admiration.

[dresden4hire]

...

Sarah, do you know what business she's talking about?

[fairy_srsly]

Harry! It's a perfectly legitimate business!

[dresden4hire]

A 16 year old girl does not need to be involved in your perfectly legitimate business.

[fairy_srsly]

I don't plan on involving her, dear. If you'll notice, I'm mostly looking for males?

[charmedillusion]

...No?

[dresden4hire]

A male strip club.

[charmedillusion]

Oh.

Well. Um.

[dresden4hire]

I mean, if you want to get involved in that sort of business...

[charmedillusion]

No.

Thank you. But no.

[fairy_srsly]

Oh, dear friend. Harry seems to be chasing you away from me.

[charmedillusion]

Nah, he's just exercising his older-brother-looking-out-for-you habits - which he's very good at, I might add.

[fairy_srsly]

So he is, but he makes me look like I'm out to defile you! Which I'm not, I promise.

[charmedillusion]

I don't think that at all, Claudine, don't worry!

[dresden4hire]

I didn't think you did, just making sure.

[fairy_srsly]

Thank you, Sarah! You're going to make me blush.