Sep 11, 2004 22:16
Thought I'd share a funny story with everyone. Well, actually it wasn't funny for me, but you might find it humorous. Yesterday I sit down to eat a bowl of cereal. I take the first bite and it tastes really funky. Now I'm one lazy s.o.b. so I figure hey maybe it was just that one bite. So I proceed to take another. Now it becomes very apparent that the milk is extremely sour. I get up and pour out the cereal and decide I better pour out the rest of the milk so the same thing doesn't happen tomorrow. As I'm pouring, chunks, YES CHUNKS, of milk start coming out of the container.
I am officially turned off of milk for the time being.
Now in case that story didn't make you laugh, here's a joke.
What kind of bee gives you milk?
Boobies.