Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday
winonah and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I stole
gobbolina's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I pulled
ozin's hair (-5 points). In July I pulled over and changed
_covergirl_'s flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fairy_night