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so my new crush came here today to meet mike. we chatted it up. then mike came back from the shitter, so i left to bring him up some donut holes i bought. i offered my crush one and mike said, "WHOA that's a first!" i said "what?" he said, "she offered you donuts! she must really like you." so i said, "oh wow" and walked out. it was funny and by funny i mean not.