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Dec 30, 2007 23:32

WHO: Cygna Jones (cygnettes) and Maddie Quick (maddiemuffet)
WHEN: Late afternoon of December 26th -- BACKDATED!
WHERE: The PENTAMERONE.
WHAT: They're, uh, giving out festive condoms to promote ~sexual well-being~ during the holidays, as alluded to in these two entries. Feel free to belatedly omgwtf at them about this in the journal system!
STATUS: Incomplete!

There were two young women lugging small cardboard boxes around the Pentamerone today, but only one of them blushed violently bright crimson as she did so. The fact that Maddie had actually succeeded in roping Cygna into this scheme -- and that Velvet had remained steadfastly out of it -- either meant the holidays had eradicated some of Cygna's ability to say no, or her friend had simply gotten better at persuasion. Or perhaps it was a combination of the two.

Either way, they soon went trotting through the Atheneum building on Boxing Day, passing beneath the very Christmas decorations they'd strung up around the hallways a few days earlier. That had been a good idea.

The boxes filled with red-and-green condoms (flavoured, peppermint or strawberry, oh god), on the other hand, might have been a very bad idea. Cygna set up camp with her friend and shook her head the entire time, occasionally burying her face in her sweatshirt in utter mortification.

These were festive.

At the very least, Cygna had done some damage control in advance by penning out neat little signs to carry around with their small boxes.

PRESENTS FOR YOUR PROTECTION! HAPPY HOLIDAYS. :)

maddie quick, cygna jones

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